Assholes: Sagittarius, Aries, Aquarius, Taurus
Bitches: Cancer, Gemini, Libra, Leo
Literally Satan: Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces
Grandpa Friend™:
- almost always grumpy - bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot - “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?” - often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”) - too old for this shit (see above) - totally not down with the youth - bad back (and everything else hurts too) - likes to complain
my laptop, hotter than the sun, screaming fan sounds: pls i’m dying
me: *opens photoshop*
Native english speakers will never know the joy of purposely talking terrible english in your native accent
me: *opens a message 2 seconds after waking up* haha… i’ll reply to this later… *snoozes*
me two weeks later: wait a minute… Fuck
I hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes, like that shit takes me 3 hours, 700 position changes, and a sacrifice to the gods
somehow played 200 hours of Donkey Kong 64 and only finished 26% of it
me: i´m not going to get better at speaking in language x if i don´t practice!!
native: *offers to speak with me in language x*
me: nO NO noon NO No NO i’m nOT READY NOT READY no
i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first
1. I made a typo? Fcuk that noise. It’s staying.
2. Is that a typo? I’ll just correct the word in a new tag when I’m doen. #done
3. Erases 15 lines of tags and retypes the entire thing because I misspelled ‘the’ in the first line.
I’m gonna make myself feel old, but reblog with your high school graduating class
Class of 2007.
my phone has been on vibrate since 2006
Just wondering :)
