criminal minds + favourite moments - 8.11
“now that superwoman is on the case, you don’t need me huh?”
DEREK MORGAN and PENELOPE GARCIA in:
Criminal Minds The Company (7x20)
Yeah, that’s what always happens. And-and I don’t want any part of that. I don’t want any part of that at all.
Derek Morgan & Penelope Garcia Criminal Minds | 7.17
Criminal Minds | 7x5 - From Childhood's Hour.
i don't know why the line delivery here is sending me but asfhdsajh
DEREK MORGAN and PENELOPE GARCIA
CRIMINAL MINDS — 6.14 “SENSE MEMORY”
I KIND OF LOVE YOU, DEREK MORGAN. // I KIND OF LOVE YOU, PENELOPE GARCIA. (5X21)
Criminal Minds 5.21 | Exit Wounds
the thing thats so funny to me about morgan and garcia is that their relationship would be significantly more normal if they fucked. because if they did you could be like “oh okay cool theyre fwb! got it. this is a relationship dynamic i see regularly."
but when theyre flirting incessantly and have petnames they only call eachother and dropping INSANE lines like these and never sleeping together. then you have no choice but to go “okay. wtf is going on here."
yes i know people flirt with their friends. but i feel like there is a line and calling your bestie your “god-given solace” crosses it. (at least in fiction. real-life relationships have too many variables to make statements like that about). especially coming from derek “complicated relationship with god” morgan.
basically. if morgan and garcia slept together it would put their relationship into a category. but because theyre so weird about eachother but never sleep with eachother it puts their relationship into the undefinable category of “idk man theyre morgan and garcia. theyre just like that.
the team is chasing the sickest murderers to ever live meanwhile these two on the phone sexually harassing each other
GARCIA: Dayon, Ohio, you're on the air. MORGAN: I'd like to make a request. GARCIA: With that sultry voice? You name it. MORGAN: (laughs) Alright, listen. It's a marketing firm by the name of First Hand Media. I want you to see if they have any connection to the colleges from the first set of victims. (computer magic ensues) GARCIA: Behold. First Hand Media processes all the freshman orientation questionnaires. MORGAN: That's a beautiful thing. Oh, one last favour. Look up the words "sexy" and "brilliant" in that computer of yours (all the women in the waiting room turn to look at him, confused) and tell me what you come up with. GARCIA: Look at that. It's me. MORGAN: You are a goddess, woman. Good job. (hangs up)
i love morgan and garcia's relationship i look forward to their nonsense every episode