the horrors of my mind

? clifford erasure for no reason

im not trying to "pit two bad bitches against eachother" i am trying to end historical revisionism. oh you saw how cute Clifford was as a tiny red baby puppy? but you dont like him so you replaced him with the more memeable dog? yeah okay. thats because you love stolen valour. tiktokers are not more important than the truth so heres some facts clifford was the SMALLEST puppy and love made him GROW. clifford was small enough to float on soap True but Snoopy was never that little enough. unless it was the biggest soap ever. well hers the truth i like clifford more. and just because the internet perfers snopy will. never stop me from being my BRAVE! self.

can not believe i am a fully grown adult and many people my age have kids and degrees and serious careers. i can barely make dinner

Marvel women, written by men: 🧍‍♀️I can’t have babies 👶🏻😫😢 I’m a monster 😢😢 yes this is the deepest my backstory can get btw 😉😨 isn’t it harrowing 😱

Marvel women, written by women: I will subject an entire town to my will if it means the chance to see you again. I will drink my grief, knowing I am damned and that I cannot protect you, and will still sing out my heart to crowds of thousands in the hopes they will keep you safe when I’m gone. I crave power so intensely that it has overpowered any sense of loyalty to anyone, and I will betray again and again and again, but I will still be wounded when you betray me because it was you. It was you.

Agatha who put on a whole performance art piece just to check if Lilia was a real witch who pretended to be possessed by Mrs Hart to avoid playing with the ouija board who had a wine and cheese picnic in front of Wanda's house and had a whole song about her deeds against Wanda is calling the Maximoffs dramatic pot and kettle babe pot and kettle

baffled by all the people who have been like "weird that they cast demi moore in this role when she's still gorgeous idgi" that's literally?? the point?? that you could be the most beautiful older woman on earth & still be devalued and made to feel ugly by society & then internalize those feelings regardless of any objective beauty??

In Agatha All Along they technically didn't say that the road does not exist especially since that lady asked about the road before Agatha even knew about it. This indicates that the witches road was an already established theory or idea long before Agatha came along. But what Agatha has done for hundreds of years is tricking just about every witch she has encountered into believing that the song accesses the road and holds power when it doesn't. So that means just because Agatha's so called passage to the witches road is fake DOES NOT mean that the actual road is fake. They very much can still have a future storyline with the witches road. Since Agatha didn't create the rumour of the witches road, she just created the rumour of how to access it.

Megan talking about the reaction to W.A.P in her documentary

THE SUBSTANCE (2024) dir. Coralie Fargeat

It’s a content warning to you. To me it’s the reason it’s on my reading list

“everyone saw that reveal coming” so? a reveal doesn’t have to be surprising. it has to serve cunt. and they served cunt. what’s not clicking.

so i'm currently rereading Lolita and, in it, the word "crepitate" is used. i wasn't sure if it had multiple meanings, so i googled it.

now, i don't know about you, but when i type a word like "crepitate" into the search bar, i don't really expect "fart" to appear in any of the top results, and yet:

i was disappointed to learn that there isn't a classification system for farts, but, rather, you can buy a CD featuring a fart competition called The Original Crepitation Contest that Amazon reviewers assure me is comedy gold. okay. mystery solv--

hang on.

this also came up. Google is presenting it as fact.

Google is telling me that on May 16th, in the year of our lord 1972, a man farted for 1/3 of a second at a register of 194 dB.

according to the National Hearing Conservation Association, that is the loudest possible sustained sound. when a sound reaches that decibel, it no longer travels through the air, but moves it. it only comes from things like volcanic eruptions and can cause organ damage.

call me a Doubting Thomas if you must, but i just don't think this is true.

i just don't think anyone recorded a man farting so hard that it created a literal shockwave, blowing his asshole clean off and probably killing everyone around him, because i just don't think a guy did that, and i especially don't think that, if he did, his government name was Alvin Meshits.

at this point i'd totally forgotten i was trying to read literary classic Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov and instead started searching for the origin of Mr. Meshits, fart terrorist. from what i can tell, someone on Reddit just randomly shared it to r/todayilearned and Google went "yeah, this seems true" and now it's just out there.

now someone might stumble upon it and go "wow, that's crazy" and live the rest of their life believing a fart erupted at such force it likely blew its own progenitor to creamed corn.

i don't think Madeline, Texas is even a real place.

I needed you. My coven.