happier even than Jane; she only smiles, I laugh

i love American Alien superman he is such a disaster

things that happen to Clark in american alien include this:

this Incredible early attempt at a costume

(yes that’s batman’s cape)

uh oh!!

space baby jail

said ‘ass’ live on television

(he didn’t realise he was live on television)

this:

listen I know we all talk abt Dan Mora's and Travis Moore's Superman art (and we are so valid for that) BUT can we talk abt Jorge Jimenez's Superman for a second???? Like. Look at him.

Batman/Catwoman #12 (2022)

BATMAN BEGINS 2005 | dir. Christopher Nolan

BATMAN BEGINS 2005 | dir. Christopher Nolan

In Blackwater Woods by Mary Oliver (insp.)

Superman & Lois Lane by Julian Totino Tedesco.

Clark never felt pain until after he became Superman.

General Zod: (punches Clark in the face)

Superman: (now understanding the concept of pain) Oh- This sucks ass.

Ma Kent: it’s- well… it’s like feeling sad but in your body.

10YO Clark: That doesn’t make any sense.

(Flashforward)

Superman: (dodging a evil alien) 😲 ohhhhh that’s what she meant.

In all seriousness he should have the worst pain tolerance of the entire JL

Batman, with six broken bones, a cracked collarbone, and internal bleeding: I can still fight.

Superman, with one bruise: Tell Lois… that I love her

I can’t chose my favorite fjdjfjdjd

Superman: Birthright #3

I love how Waid writes the Kents

THIS!!! Reeves shows it the best

Clark Kent:

Vs Superman:

Its INSANE how much posture and framing will change your appearance

It’s like hes shapeshifting!

@blackkatmagic

Whenever people complain about superman’s disguise, i just think of tony hawk who never wears a disguise and is constantly told he looks like tony hawk but not actually recognized as tony hawk, even from people holding his id.

Here’s a drawing of posture change…

…and here’s Christopher Reeve doing it for the camera without CGI or SFX.

Ok but while we’re here can we talk about what a normal shaped body Reeves has under the spandex? How hydrated and not malnourished yet musclebound he looks?

so im watching superman (1978) (slowly lol it’s a long-ass film and i have a short attention span) and I’m not 100% into the traditional ‘lois is only into superman’ dynamic im thinking. thoughts about it.

like Lois meets Superman and is Instantly Smitten but also aware very quickly that the idea of ever having an actual relationship with him is just a fantasy. Like he’s an alien and he’s basically a god. it’s obvious he liked her but he keeps her at arms length and she’s pretty sure he’s basically Above the whole idea of dating. so she’s made her peace w it but part of her is still like ‘but what if someday’.

& meanwhile there’s Clark who’s her awkward co-worker and the embodiment of Just Some Guy and very Friend Shaped. and they get closer & closer and more wrapped up in each other’s lives as time goes on. and suddenly she’s like, hm, this guy has a key to my apartment, i know all his favourite take-out orders and he has my hyper-specific starbucks order memorised and i know the name of both his childhood dogs and he’s met my parents and even my grandparents cause we’ve been each other’s dates to weddings and things (platonically!! ofc) for years now and I guess he’s like, my best friend? he’s like. the human embodiment of a comfy sweater u just want to wear every night.

then one day they’re hanging out and she has the slow-burn ‘…..oh.’ moment

and now she’s like, ok I’m in love w my friend Clark, i’ve probably been in love with him for years, and I don’t even know if he feels the same way (he definitely had a crush early on but he backed off as soon as it was clear she wasn’t interested so for all she knows he’s fully over her by now) so I guess I’ve got to. tell him.

and also like!! she thought she was in love with Superman but now it’s like ohhh ok. that really was only ever a fantasy. like, this, this is real, this is a relationship I could maybe actually have and I want it more? i want this more.

but she feels Involved enough with Superman (and like she’s pretty sure he knows how she feels about him) so she’s like i guess i should tell him that there’s someone else. i feel like he has a right to know. 

so next time she sees Superman she tells him she’s fallen for someone else and Clark’s just like. dying inside bcos he figured years ago that Lois didn’t (would never) like him back so it never crosses his mind that she might be talking about him. but outwardly he has to be like ‘that’s great!! tell me about him, what’s his name?

‘he’s my co-worker, his name is Clark’

‘….’

‘Superman? Are you okay?’

*screaming internally* ‘yeah i’m. i’m just fine.’

The shit Bruce has to do to maintain Brucie Wayne literally keeps me up at night. I think about the comic panel where the security guy was like, “check the bathroom, he accidentally locks himself in there sometimes” at least 3 times a day

And on my Bruce Wayne isn’t Batman post I was like, yea he definitely does that shit. Like does he just go about his day, looks at something and goes, “yea, it’s time to be stupid”

Bruce wakes up with a grin on his face. Alfred asks why he’s in such a good mood.

“Well, Alfred,” he says, “it’s been awhile since I’ve done anything entertainingly ditzy.” He closes his eyes, breathes deeply through his nose, and exhales, looking like some parody of a coffee commercial.

“It’s a himbo day.”

@theoneswhotry bruh I started coughing from laughter

@magical-awesome-kid yes

- I’ll never love again. - I pray that isn’t true. There’s a wonderful, big world out there. This crazy new world. And I am so happy I got to see it… but it deserves you.

Diana Prince & Steve Trevor in Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY LYNDA CARTER AS THE ROLE OF ASTERIA

Diana Prince in Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)