Under Heroine Apologist

pixiv artists logging in after decades of being inactive to post porn of the dragon quest 3 priestess

When I see a video of a cat minding its own business with nothing else going on I unmute immediately cause I know that mf is about to make a funny noise

pushed over by ghosts! sad

sleepy little meecoo ♥

laundry

天使のたまご (Angel’s Egg | Amano Yoshitaka/Oshii Mamoru  | 1985)

少女革命ウテナ (Revolutionary Girl Utena | Ikuhara Kunihiko  | 1997)

灰羽連盟 (Haibane Renmei | Tokoro Tomokazu | 2002)

Demian: Die Geschichte von Emil Sinclairs Jugend (Demian: The Story of Emil Sinclair’s Youth | Hermann Hesse | 1919)

credit

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

i still unironically love finé's stupid ugly mansion

"this antebellum plantation in the mountains outside the toyko metro area is a real fixer upper. what it really needs is a gamer pc tower sticking out of its ass"

it looks like a cybertruck is trying to eat it but got full before getting halfway through

still more aesthetically pleasing than 99.99999% of mcmansions

The list of Notable Blood Mages on the dragon age wiki is so fucking funny like it's literally

Ancient Blighted would-be god of death and misery, my uncle who fell for two different crypto scams, and the autism creature

Círdan, the Shipwright

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

Cain really did fuck around and find out

cain: hey i wonder what’d happen if i hit abel over the head with this rock

abel: *just fucking drops like a sack of hammers*

cain:

God: they can do that?

Cain: sometimes I just really wanna hit my brother with a rock. probably wouldn’t do anything, but at least I’d feel better.

*the thing happens*

Cain: SO GUESS WHO DOESN’T FEEL BETTER.

#queue#humor#the Bible#Cain and Abel#profanity#fuck around and find out#meme

One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.

"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."

And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.

"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."

And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.

"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."

And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.

"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."

"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."

"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."

And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.

better

This healed a very old wound

the tgirl has a remarkable mechanism to compensate for a low population, in addition to breeding, a tgirl will develop other tgirls inside her head. This is called 'plurality'

I've been rewatching Gravity Falls with a friend who hasn't seen it before and man...I don't think I can sell short just how important this show is to me. Both from the perspective of how good of a show it is (with one episode being straight up my favorite 22 minutes of television period) and from the perspective of what it means to me on a personal level (Gravity Falls is how I met Penny, and through that how I met most of my other friends).

It's been a blast being able to ramble between episodes about the mysteries that the show had presented to us, the loop-de-loops that the fandom faced (I can't wait to have enough context to explain The McGucket Picture and Tad Strange). What an incredible show. Thank you to everyone who worked on it.

Yes you do (this applies to everyone)