Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. 

its JULY quit reblogging this!!!!!

IT IS NOVEMBER SECOND, HOLD YOUR GODDAMN HORSES

Reblog to kill it faster

This is to good to get buried in the tags

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

A man with 3 caution stickers on his med file

Since this post blew up and people have asked for this villain’s record, here are some of Stinky Bastard Man’s more heinous crimes:

Ripped an escape hole

in the patio screen door

in a single night

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

oh my god he’s THIS Stinky Bastard Man!!!!

the stinky bastard man, the stinky bastard myth, the stinky bastard legend

so funny when people are like "this is the first pansexual Thai person in overwatch!" like girl u know that's a video game right

scandal-based development schedule

BABY OH NO

this gets funnier each time he does it i’m dyin

He’s coming for you…. Recommended listening - https://8tracks.com/drekkihawke/outlaw-mix

OK FINE GUYS

Hehehehe

Undertale Heritage Post

stop reblogging this i meant to write 1347

ive irreparably fucked up this doge meme. i’m a disgrace.

The rats weren’t carrying the plague, it was the fleas on the rats.

I guess busses dont carry people since they just carry seats and the seats have people, then?

If an armed militia travels by bus and exits the bus to kill people, you don’t say those people were killed by the bus.

doge’s pet rat is fucking sick and you are arguing about busses? fucking busses? 

Decided to try something.

Day one of adding photos of Sonic in my house until my husband tells me to stop.

Day two. My husband still hasn’t noticed the first.

Day 3, he still hasn’t said anything yet. So I’ve gotten more bold and placed this on his work desk.

Day 4, he found the third and first picture last night. When he found the first he laughed and started talking in his Sonic voice impression. Still hasn’t found the fridge ice cream wrapper.

Day 5, he found the fourth image and laughed. Trying to be more sneaky with this sunflower Sonic.

Day 6, he hasn’t noticed the flower picture yet. I put this in my art studio for motivation to get stuff done.

Day 7, “Uh Meow?” Is now our new bathroom decor.

Day 8, he hasn’t noticed the last few photos yet. So I photoshopped Sonic’s head over him on one of our wedding photos.

Day 9, Friday callout in front of our video game shelf.

Day 10, Thistle now has her own photo of her hero. Meanwhile, my husband found the sunflower picture and the wedding picture. When he found the wedding photo he said, “Wait, what is that? Who is this? Is that me? Haha! Chili dogs!” Later he asked if this was a game.

Day 11, He thought the idea of the picture on Thistle’s home was adorable. Now we’ll see what he thinks about the one in his favorite car.

Day 12, he loved the car photo. Now I’ve placed this photo of my mom and I in the spare bedroom.

Day 13, since Thistle has her own photo of Sonic it only felt right to give Zorro one too.

Day 14, he approved of Zorro’s new collar and found the game shelf photo as he was modding the gamecube to connect to our tv. So I placed this old goofy photo of my high school friends by our bed.

Day 15, he noticed Sonic in the picture from yesterday just stating, “And then there was Sonic.” My favorite thing about all this is that he hasn’t taken any of these pictures down himself. So now I placed this in our kitchen.

Day 16, Put this in his weight room to motivate him. He found the kitchen picture and finally found the bathroom photo. He said, “Ugh! Gremlin Sonic is just there and watches as you poop.”

Day 17, for April Fools I changed his screens to Eggman.

Day 18, He laughed at the Eggman computer screens. Now we have more bathroom decor. In case he forgets where the toilet is.

Not a sports guy but this is wonderful

big mood 

wait a second…where have i seen this before

cock of greed

cock & balls of greed

almost every uquiz on the last question: tell me a secret... tell me something so deep and personal that you’ve never told anyone else before

me just trying to find out what anime character i am: 😐

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

this post eminates incredibly demonic energy

This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

Happy 10 year anniversary Dashcon announcement I guess