Note: I’ve always wanted to make a post about this so here I am! Please be aware that I tried to make this list as standard as I could but swearing is very different throught Spanish-speaking countries so many words could have a different meaning in X country that Y country. Also, I am Guatemalan so this is based on my culture a little.
Nouns
la puta - the bitch
la zorra - the bitch (femenine for fox)
la perra - the bitch (femenine for dog)
mierda - shit
caca - shit
verga - cock/dick
culero* - asshole
mierdero - shit maker
pendejo - dumbass
mula* - donkey
estúpido - stupid
maje* - dumbass
hij@ de puta - son of a bitch
maldito - cursed/goddamned
serote* - motherfucker
cabrón - motherfucker (can also mean someone very skilled in some countries)
comemierda - shit eater
la chingada - fuck (not literally)
idiota - idiot
imbécil - idiot (more offensive)
Phrases
Andate a la mierda - go to shit
Comé mierda - eat shit
La que te parió - the one that gave birth to you
Shó* - shut the fuck up
No me jodas - don´t fuck with me
A huevos* - of course (quite vulgar)
Andate a la verga - fuck off
(Basically you can get creative with your phrases, everyone does)
*These are all Guatemalan expressions.
P.S: please feel free to add your own!
😆😂😂😂 many of these, not just the marked ones, cannot be applied in Spain so I find this post quite enjoyable and fun!
SPAIN LIST (because I was too lazy before):
Coño - cunt, but we use it in the same manner as damn, fuck or crap.
Polla / cómeme la polla - cock / eat my cock (like fuck you, really).
Tonto - Silly.
Idiota - Idiot.
Gilipollas - Foolish.
Imbécil - Imbecile.
Estúpido - Stupid.
Vete a la mierda - Go to crap.
Vete al infierno - Go to hell.
Mierda - Crap. Being a mierda of person basically means being a crappy person.
Basura - trash.
Deshecho humano - human waste.
Me cago en todo - I crap in everything.
Ignorante - ignorant.
Hijo de puta - son of a bitch.
Puta - bitch, whore.
Perra - bitch, female dog.
Cabrón - scumbag.
Tonto del culo - silly of the ass.
Cabronazo - biggest scumbag.
Anormal - abnormal, as in someone with no brain cells.
Subnormal - subnormal.
Capullo - moron, plonker, jerk, twat.
Maldito… - damned…
Zorra - bitch or female fox.
No me jodas - don’t fuck with me.
Que te jodan / que os jodan - fuck you / plural.
Que te den / que os den - bugger off you / plural.
Vete al carajo - go to your balls.
Que te follen - fuck you.
La madre que te parió - the mother that birthed you (when said angrily it’s like cursing your mother).
Ya te mueras - I hope you die.
Arde en el infierno - burn in hell.
Descerebrado - brainless.
Traidor - traitor.
Desleal - disloyal.
Rata - rat (either someone despicable or also someone who takes economical advantage of others’ wealth).