James:"How many hours of sleep have you gotten?"
Remus,sleep deprived asking with the most serious tone ever:"over what period of time?"
James:
James:"I don't like that answer"
Remus:"I'm having such a good time"
*Sirius and james are tied to a chair blindfolded with a sock in their mouths*
Lily:"I told you,it's all about the way you look at the world"
#manac besties#marauders#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#sirius black#james & peter & remus & sirius#remus headcanon#the marauders era#remus lupin behaviour#remus lupin#remus and lily#lily and remus#lily evens#lily and james#james x lily#the marauders#the marauders era woman#remus and james#james and lily
James:"Don't worry,nobody else is going to ask remus out."
Sirius:"Why not?"
James:"Rumours say that he's hot yet terrifying"
James on a hike with remus:"Wow,this is such a beautiful day today. I love mother nature"
Remus out of breath behind him: "mother nature is a whore"
James:"DEHYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE"
James:*aggressively throws water bottles"
Remus:"Um...what's up with him?"
Regulus:"he's trying to scream mental health and well-being into us"
James:"I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!"
Peter,crying:"it's working."
James:"Remus,what are you doing tomorrow"
Remus:"Having my day ruined by whatever you're about to ask me to do"
Sirius:"You're charged with....breaking into a pet store?"
James:"we thought the animals might be lonely"
Remus:"But then we couldn't help it"
*both of them pulling kittens out of their pockets at the same time*:
Regulus:"KITTENS!!"
#i dont even know whats going on anymore#they are all mentally ill#marauders#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#sirius black#padfoot#moony x padfoot#remus headcanon#regulus black#james & peter & remus & sirius#remus x sirius#remus and regulus#remus and james#james fleamont potter#james and regulus#james potter#james and sirius#james and remus#platonic moonwater#regulus and remus were besties
Regulus remus sirius and james eating edibles and walking around looking for James for over an hour
Remus:"I know what I need"
Lily:"therapy?"
Regulus:"An exorcism?"
Remus:"I was gonna say love and appreciation"
James *magically appears and hugs remus*:
Remus:"The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos"
James:"Oh man,was that place out of chocolate chips pancakes again?"
After finding out about jegulus
Sirius:"GASP."
Sirius:"betrayed by my best friend"
Regulus:"did you just said gasp?"
Sirius:"I KNOW WHAT I SAID YOU MOTHER FUCKER"
Remus *extremely unbothred by everything*:"best friend fucker"
Sirius:"Hey James, how long do you think it will take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?"
James:"I think-"
Remus:"72 hours"
James:"How did you-"
Remus:"There's a clown right behind you"
In a univars where the remus is not a part of the mauraders:
Remus:"why are you following me"
Sirius:"because we're dating now"
Remus: "OK,what about james?"
Sirius:"we're a package deal"
James:"buy one idiot get one for free"
#marauders#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#moony x padfoot#padfoot#remus x sirius#sirius black#james & peter & remus & sirius#james fleamont potter#remus and james#james potter#james and sirius#sirius being sirius#remus loves sirius#sirius orion black#remus lupin#remus john lupin#the marauders era#the marauders
Judge: "How do you plead"
Sirius: (looks at remus)
Remus: (mouths "not guilty")
Sirius: "hot milky"
James: "for fucks sake just lock him up"
James:"I promised Lily I would cook dinner for her"
Remus:(literally living on chocolate,tea, and cigarettes)"and you came to me thinking I can help you?"