Remus:"The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos"
James:"Oh man,was that place out of chocolate chips pancakes again?"
James:"I promised Lily I would cook dinner for her"
Remus:(literally living on chocolate,tea, and cigarettes)"and you came to me thinking I can help you?"
James: how would you rate your pain
Remus: 0 stars
James:.....?
Remus: would not recommend
James:
Now I realized that the fact that I feel better about my life doesn't mean I'm not depressed... I went from being depressed because my life is unfair and I got screwed from every angle to depression because the pranksters' lives are unfair and they got screwed from every angle.
Also,they're dead.