That Rottah Freddie

*Drowse lyrics covering arms; matching outfits w 70s Rog; headphones blaring ‘I’m in love with my car’*

friend: “Who’s that blonde u have as your wallpaper?”

me: Me?😂😂 in love with😂 the 28 year old version of a 69 year- 😂😂 don’t be silly😂😂

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*flips phone over*

me: ok what gave it away

k so i had a dream roger pulled up in a convertible beside me, whips off his sunglasses in one swift motion, and just goes: “hear this song?” and it was by led zeppelin and i nodded and he just dramatically looks forward again, grips the wheel and asks: “don’t hear any maracas in it do you?” “no,” lights a cigarette in his mouth, “that’s why it’s shit” *speeds off into the distance as i’m in love w my car plays instead*