right so i had a dream where i woke up IN the dream and Roger was straddling me and...
“roger what are you- oh no”
*slowly pulls hands from behind his back*
“roger no”
“yeEEEEEhaAAHHWWW”
and just starts shaking his maracas vehemently in a lasso-swinging motion while he “rides” me
meanwhile i’m just laying there as the mattress bounces and squeaks, rubbing my eyes in exhaustion
#why do my roger dreams always involve maracas#OMG... @last anon: rogers maracas. final answer#queen#idk either man#roger taylor#dream#funny#as if#bohemian rhapsody#ben hardy#ben!roger#ben!roger taylor#ben hardy!roger#ben hardy!roger taylor#comedy#incorrectqueenquotes#compilation#brian may#gwilym lee#john deacon#joe mazzello#roger x reader#freddie mercury#rami malek