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That Rottah Freddie

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23 • Roger Taylor & Ben Hardy...'nuff said • requests: OPEN! Masterlist ♡ main: @fantasyalien
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My friends: Hey are you okay? You look angry as fuck.

Me: I’m alright.

Me in my mind: *Flips a fucking table* THE LACK OF GWILYM LEE IMAGINES, HEADCANONS FICS, AND APPRECIATION IS DISRESPECTFUL AND I WANNA KILL SOMEONE.

My friends: Are you sure? Your eye just twitched.

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fourmisfitz

*in the midst of typing a gwil fic*

...

well buckle up buckle up because you’re about to flip a table for a whole other reason, lovey

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Anonymous asked:

literally anything agaist with rxrxb

I need this right now. I was submitting my most important Uni application and my laptop decided to install updates as I was pressing submit, and when i returned to the page, it had closed altogether :/ Sad kermit hours.

BxRxR Headcanon - Through The Seasons (Part I/4)

- Fall -

  • apple picking
  • roger jumping off the tractor that carried you three out to the harvesting rows and losing your detection as he hid
  • ben nudged you and pointed to a familiar pair of shoes peaking out from under low branches of drooping gala apples
  • you shared a look and placed a mute finger over your lips
  • ben swiped a littered apple from the grass and whipped it in the rough direction of Rogers legs
  • oi! an unfamiliar voice called as you and ben scurried out, apples at the ready, only to see a stranger with the same pair of shoes as your boyfriend
  • “my feet aren’t that small, you’d know from my body proportions” Roger appearing behind the two of you, throwing an apple at your shin before taking off
  • “you’re dead, Taylor” you called out, all three of you splitting up between rows now
  • you whipped one at ben and started a war
  • roger appeared from a taller branch, having hoisted himself up to gain perspective advantage, the branch above him rustling as he yanked its fruit and began taste testing his sample, giving up his hiding spot
  • roger burst through the branches in front of you, yanking you back with him into the next row as you giggled before realizing he was using you as a shield from Ben
  • a harsh apple smacked you right in the chest as Roger hid behind you and ben dropped his next weapon, jaw dropping with it before profusely apologizing
  • you shut him up by whipping one back, nailing him right in the sternum area
  • roger high-fived you, “atta girl”
  • an accelerating apple flew past roger from the next two rows over, missing him by a few feets distance
  • “i hope your aims not that bed when you’re on top of m-” stopping as children walked by and rocking on his heels innocently, leaving you to facepalm yourself and shield your embarrassed identity from the judging mother
  • haunted houses, situated between your boys,
  • you and roger entered with your sweater hoods up knowing what to expect
  • ben being the big strong protector, he insisted it wouldnt be that bad and entered with pride and his chin up
  • only to let out a feminine screech and jumping back from around the corner he confidently marched around, bumping right into you two, leaving you and roger chuckling
  • trails of halloween candy wrappers littered all around your shared apartment, mainly peaking out from between couch cushions from when the boys stayed up watching movies and lazily binged
  • you’d wake up in the morning to roger denying he touched it even though chocolate smudges decorated his lips and the boxes intended for the trick-or-treaters in a few days were nearly empty
  • jumping in stacks and bails of straw, finding remnants of that messy war in your jean pockets a month later, smiling to yourself when you’d reach in your pocket for your phone, bits from that first date dancing off and to your lap
  • roger walked in one day to you and ben lounging in bed, each doing your own things, holding bags up
  • “ouuuu, what have ya got there?” and no lingerie set he surprised you with that day was complete without some form of headband piece - animal ears, feathered levitating angel halo, sequined devil horns…
  • Ben agreed to say the least…
  • you woke up the next day to the doorbell ringing and roger racing to get it with the devil horn headband atop his disheveled nest of locks
  • “What are you looking at?” “Oh, nothing” you claimed from the warm covers, hiding your shiteating grin, “that’s what i thought” he hopped back into bed not even noticing
  • roger couldn’t stand the strong fragrance of fall scented candles so you only burned them when he wasn’t home for awhile or in the bath for a short duration
  • but you had fallen asleep in some low rise water as one burned and awoke to Ben knocking on the door to see if you were okay, and roger howling “Oh, for the love of god- Y/N if i wanted to feel like i was breathing in a fucking candy apple i would douse you in syrup and-”
  • Ben was silent from outside the door, you could only imagine the look they shared as they both heard what came out of rogers lips before Ben profusely banged on the door eagerly and rogers footsteps approached, joining him in the motion

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Anonymous asked:

37 with mr taylor

“I need somewhere to stay”

It was Valentine’s Day and you had just had the worst day at work, and that’s putting it lightly. Your boss picked today to subject everything to a perfection detector and nothing you did was sufficient. You worked at a florist shop and business was crazy. A new-hire screwed up in inventory and now you had run out of red roses and chocolates before evening dinner celebrations began, but you got blamed since she was your trainee.

You fell asleep in your cab during rush hour and your driver took the highway through a traffic jam. When you exited the cab you were too drowsy and disgusted by his comments on your cleavage he had been eyeing to notice you left your purse in the backseat after slapping some bills in his sweaty palm.

You had to throw pebbles at your neighbors balcony windows to get someone to let you in, your phone being abandoned with your keys in the cab. You initially aimed for the nicest tenants windows but everyone was still working except for the old retired lady that often filed noise complaints against everyone else. 

The woman reluctantly hobbled down and let you into the complex, but of course, not without scolding you for interrupting her soap opera and some snide comments about your skirt length and the colour washing you out.

“You’re never going to find a man looking like that, deary. ‘Very sad excuse for a woman, the way you dress, you know.” You forced a laugh as she tapped your bum with her cane.

“Who needs ‘em.”

“That’s what a sad, single woman says on this holiday.” She dismissed, closing her front door behind her.

“And where’s your prince charming, bat?” You rolled your eyes to yourself.

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Prompt Me  Drabble (1-50)

Go ahead and send one or two of these prompts over my ask, specifying a queen member or borhap boy you want it to be written for, and yes, I do write for 3-person ships, so feel free to request BxRxR or whoever if ya want <3

*If you choose multiple & don’t want them blended, let me know, because otherwise I am blending the phrases into one storyline!

Ill reply with a blurb :) I need something to distract myself with over these next few days and writing is my best outlet - i need something smaller than a fic which is all ive been working on today <3 ill finish those later 

*I just wrote these, trying to be original, love drabbles because a phrase that might often be used in angsty situations could be used in a comical one if u change the context, so you might get angst or fluff or comedy or smut for almost any, really, though some you can predict:) enjoy! send away

1. I swear its like you're losing brain cells by the minute

2. Wait... stay.

3. You really want to know what I’m thinking? No longer taking requests

4. Could you stay out of this, for once?

5. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out

6. And then there were two...

7. In the bathroom? really? No longer taking requests

8. Were you born this way or is it something you just work on every day?

9. You don’t clear your history, do you?

10. It’s like I’m living in the stone age

11. How long have you been standing there?

12. Stay on your side

13. It’s all over the walls

14. I swear, she’s clueless

15. A year ago I would’ve been terrified

16. Have you changed that pillowcase once?

17. She sure is smiling tonight No longer taking requests

18. Now, I know what this looks like, but we’re gonna laugh about it soon...

19. It was his idea

20. You couldn’t go three days without me No longer taking requests

21. It’s only 4 feet

22. Let me go

23. After you

24. You couldn’t be more blind if you were actually blind

25. It’s different with you

26. Mmm, bubblegum flavour

27. Fetch me one, peasant

28. That’s not how it sounded last night

29. Breathe into your body

30. You bought all 10?

31. I’ll always look after you

32. That’s what you’re wearing?

33. If only I had some inspiration...

34. I’ll clear your head No longer taking requests

35. I swear you bring out the best/worst in me   (50/50 right there)

36. I’m way too sober for this

37. I need somewhere to stay

38. You really don’t remember?

39. For you, anything goes

40. The doctor said it’s normal

41. You bought WHAT?

42. You can’t stay in there forever, unlock the door

43. That is a terrible idea perfect for a time like this

44. And after all these years, why today?

45. Use your words.  No longer taking requests

46. What happened to your face?

47. I will always love you

48. You are going to be the death of me

49. Please come over

50. You flinch again, and I bite

All blurbs written will be compiled in my masterlist:) link in bio! enjoy

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for a second i forgot Roger had kids because they’ve kinda grown up and they aren’t with him & Sarina in pics and whatnot and sleep deprived me got really sad and started crying thinking about how no ones gonna know how awesome a dad he could be

wow

i need to use the sleep

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