the wiNK
right so i had a dream where i woke up IN the dream and Roger was straddling me and...
“roger what are you- oh no”
*slowly pulls hands from behind his back*
“roger no”
“yeEEEEEhaAAHHWWW”
and just starts shaking his maracas vehemently in a lasso-swinging motion while he “rides” me
meanwhile i’m just laying there as the mattress bounces and squeaks, rubbing my eyes in exhaustion
#why do my roger dreams always involve maracas#OMG... @last anon: rogers maracas. final answer#queen#idk either man#roger taylor#dream#funny#as if#bohemian rhapsody#ben hardy#ben!roger#ben!roger taylor#ben hardy!roger#ben hardy!roger taylor#comedy#incorrectqueenquotes#compilation#brian may#gwilym lee#john deacon#joe mazzello#roger x reader#freddie mercury#rami malek
no offense
but Ben!Roger Taylor with pursed lips, air tapping along to Carmen’s Habanera is the hottest thing
Anonymous asked:
3 and 8 with Roger???? -❤️❤️❤️ (also I’m the same anon that requested Breakthru part two it was amazing ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️)
Thank you so much, ahh!! I’m so glad you liked it:) I had a lot of fun writing it!
Just a little inspo in this pic…
“You really want to know what I’m thinking?” & “Were you born this way or is it something you just work on every day?”
You were new to managing the band and still hadn’t full gotten used to some of the members… one of the members: Roger. You didn’t necessarily celebrate each others presence but rather tolerated each other, more-so you tolerated him while he couldn’t care less what you thought.
Today in particular would be busy from the start. You were picking up dry cleaning for the boys, rushing from meeting to meeting and now, you were picking up their coffee orders before they began a long afternoon of recording.
You were scrolling between business emails and texts as you slowly worked your way up in line. You glanced up and noticed you were next.
As you finished up a reply you heard the overly-peppy barista prompt you. You opened your mouth to order as you pried your eyes off your screen but she wasn’t talking to you anymore. Instead, she was now flirting and giggling with none other than Roger, totally wrapped in some hypnotic trance as she bobbled her head on a propped up palm.
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