my future kid: “Mom, why did you name me ‘Roger’, anyway?”
me: *raises wine glass to muffle answer*
kid: “what?”
me: “i was in love with a drummer okay”
husband: “tHATS why we named him that?”
kid: “oh cool... when did u meet?”
me: *far-off stare, sigh* “in my dreams”
“mom wot th’fok”