I'll Leave These Pages for the Trees

“How’s life?”

Me:

I honestly feel like the proliferation of LED headlights was the canary in the coalmine for the general attitude we see in the political climate these days and i'm not even remotely kidding

They increased the prices of groceries to account for the extra added listeria. You're getting more bang for your buck now and you're dumb if you think that getting free listeria with your groceries was ever going to be an option

I thought I was the only one who did this!! I always point and laugh!