Guess my farmer won’t be sleeping in their bed tonight.

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YOU CAN ACTUALLY GO TO BED WITH YOUR KITTY ON THE BED WITHOUT WAKING THEM UP I’M

say it with me kiddos: Miles Morales already has a great dad. He didn’t need Peter B. as a father figure - Peter B. needed Miles as a son figure

Miles’ dad is such a great dad that Miles is able to train people who need dad practice.

who wants to see my cats when they were kittens

please show us what they look like now

real life badass captain america sam wilson

GUYS I’M FCKN SCREAMING

iron man 1 really went and said that america is the true villain of the middle east while george fucking bush was still in office which is why it’ll stay the biggest dick energy movie that marvel will ever make

iron man 3 and the mandarin takes this whole “the terrorists look different than us” and throws it out the window. i know it’s not the most popular movie but the take on american xenophobia and racism was. good yes i liked that.

yall have zero idea how much it meant to me as a kid to watch an action movie with arab muslims in it and not have to listen to “Allah akbar lmao” ‘jokes’ but instead see the middle eastern situation represented as it really was at the time - greedy american assholes were the villains in both of those movies. iron man gave me that AND an amazing charater to relate to and love and no other superhero movie will ever match that

Paramount MCU WE MISS YOU

one of my favourite things about ironman 3 is that they fail to find the mandarin because they only focus on the middle east in their search. Like it takes the military fucking forever to fail at finding him. Rhodey is sent fully armed into multiple middle eastern territories, often scaring innocent people in the process, in the search. But Jarvis, who’s half asleep and not even working properly at the time (‘I seem to be doing fine then at the end of a sentence I say the wrong cranberry") finds him in like. 5 minutes. Because Jarvis doesn’t have racist preconceptions about where terrorists come from. The US military? absolutely does. IM3 fucking calls out the fact that the “war on terror” is all but a thinly veiled racism and islamophobia and I love it so much.

All hail the new King of Asgard, long may she reign.

Am I late to this party? Doesn’t matter. Every day is a good day to celebrate our King Valkyrie.

prints are now available in my shop ⚡ pineapplebread.bigcartel.com

Esquire put Jason’s scrunchie skills to the test

Who Is She?

The implication that a 50 year old Yoda is the equivalent to a human toddler is so fucking funny because it means he wouldnt have started his youngling training until he was atleast 75 and he STILL said Anakin was too old to be able to start training at like age 9 what a king

Maybe yoda just doesn’t understand human ages and was like ‘nine that’s what like.... 500? 800? Yeah that’s way too old’

How much longer until the utopic Solarpunk future where Capitalism is dead and we all live in ecologically sustainable high-tech forest cities? Asking for a friend.

Until we make those ecologically sustainable high-tech forest cities ourselves. It’s going to take a lot of us to do it though, so best to spread the word (and gather native tree seeds).

And, like, get started now. Then our “weirdo houses” will be the only thing functioning when everything falls apart!

The only reason why we don’t live in a solarpunk world right now is because no one has bothered to make it yet. 

We’ll have to make it ourselves, and we’ll have to help each other make it. That’s why it is solarpunk. 

Some resources to consider creating or joining or doing:

Grow food in 5 gallon buckets

Adding a few!

i can’t breathe

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY VAMPIRES HItLER HAD IN HIS ARMY!?

if the jokerman ever said to me “you wanna know how i got these scars” or whatever i would just be like no

The funny thing about that is that he wouldn’t wait for you to respond regardless of what you intended to say

so would any man in the world hes not special