screaming into the void

Just had the best surprise a stoner can have. I went out to refill my glass of water, but was kinda bummed because I didn't have anything sweet to eat. Before heading back, I decided to open the fridge and take a look. I knew there wasn't anything in there, but you still gotta check, y'know? Except this time, I was wrong. There was chocolate chip cookie from Papa John's.

I had completely forgotten I ordered it and was so surprised when I opened the fridge and saw it in there. I literally exclaimed, out loud, "OH. MY. GOD!" and chuckled. There was nobody around to hear, but it happened before I realized what I was doing. Plus, it felt right.

Every night when I go to bed, I toss my phone on my bed and set my glass of water on the dresser inside my door before I go to the bathroom. Tonight, apparently, I had the glass and phone in the wrong hands because I set my phone on the dresser and was about to toss the glass on my bed. My sleepy, stony brain barely realized bedtimeroutine.exe had been loaded wrong and needed to be restarted. Came far too close to a soggy bed tonight.

I always put my glass of water in the same place on my desk and when I’m smoking, my bong is either on the floor next to my chair (it’s stationary) or it’s on the left side of my desk.  Guess what I switched around tonight? 0_0 I struck my lighter and tried to hit my glass of water. lol Thank fuck I didn’t drink bong water. 

The guys in front of me at taco bell are definitely high. The driver lost his keys after he shut the engine off while ordering. They were in his pocket (I know, because they were talking so loud I could hear them). Lol