I just realized what my dream job is.
I want to be paid to follow billionaires, CEOs, or politicians around and tell them when they're being an asshole. I will not be polite about it and I will not listen to their arguments. They can't hire me, but their employees can. The only offer I will accept to stop following them would be $10,000,000 and a permanent 100% increase in wages for all non-managerial employees.