There needs to be grants for art projects similar to how there are grants for science. Because I’ve had several ridiculous but awesome ideas for art installations but I can’t do any of them because I don’t have the money for it. I just want money to be able to create my inane ideas for the enjoyment of others. Admittedly, even if this was real I’d probably have trouble getting funding for several hundred pounds of alphabet noodles to be able to complete the idea I just had. But really, who wouldn’t want to eat a bowl of alphabet soup from a pot that contained every single letter and punctuation mark in their favorite novel?