where a hero gets too injured to fight crime so their friend covers for them. their superpowerless friend who has a field hockey stick, a can of mace and 911 on speed dial. they are wearing a hello kitty mask, sensible shoes and blowing a whistle. the villain doesn’t know what to do with this
“this is a lot to process”
“yeah, i bet it is, buddy. i’mma gonna show you what three years of kinda almost going to the gym does to a body”