Mateo: "I'm like Wonder Woman, Daddy."
Petra: "That's lying. Do we lie?"
Anna and Elsa: "No."
Mateo: "Sometimes."
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Adam: "What's on your mind, Mateo?"
Mateo: "Well, just about my mommy. After Michael died, she cried for a really long time. You know about Michael?"
Adam: "Uh huh."
Mateo: "Well, sometimes she still cries, so don't hurt her feelings and don't die, okay?"
Adam: "You got it, buddy."
Let’s do the Time Warp again!
5/50 days of jane villanueva
Mateo: "I love you, Mommy."
Jane: "I love you too, Mateo."
Mateo: "You're the best mommy in the world."
Mateo: "Look how much money I got, Mommy!"
Jane: "What? Where did you get this from?"
Mateo: "My friends! I just told them we were poor and they wanted to help!"
Rogelio: "Matelio, run over to Abuela's room and borrow her foundations! Go! Hurry!"
Usually, parents meet first, and then fall in love, and then they have a baby.
Rafael: "But in our family, the order was different, because you came first. And it's because of you that Mommy and Daddy came together and love each other."
Mommy? Yes, Mr. Sweetface. I’m sorry I’m a bad boy.
Jane: "Mateo, you are not a bad boy. Don't ever say that. You are a good boy... who does things he shouldn't do sometimes. But everyone does things they shouldn't do sometimes."
Mateo: "Like Olivia in the story when she painted on the walls?"
Jane: "Yeah. She should have asked her mommy and used her words."
Mateo: "I try to remember to use my words, but sometimes I just forget."
Jane: "I know."
Mateo: "I love you, Mommy."
Jane: "I love you too, Mateo."
Mateo: "You are the best mommy in the world."
Everyone: "Cumpleaños feliz, cumpleaños feliz... "
Rogelio: "Matelio will think he had a party to rival North West's."
Jane: "That is so weird and cute, thank you."
"Then they were estranged!"
"Now it's all good!"
"One big happy family!"
Jane: "You're really turning me on right now."
Michael: [covers Mateo's ears]