Claire: "The whore should have the bigger bed then, shouldn't she?"
foreveryoungadult reblogged
1x04 / 3x09
Michael: "Worst case scenario is losing you."
Jane: "Even worst case scenario, we still have each other, right?"
Pacey: “It’s… nothing.”
Joey: “Doesn’t look like nothing.”
Pacey: “Believe me, man, we’ve done exhaustive research in this area… it’s nothing.”
Jen: “Pacey and I are just friends.”
Joey: “Is the what the kids are calling it these days? You guys are so stupid! You’re both gonna get hurt by this.”
Pacey: “Nobody is gonna get hurt by this. We both agreed that neither of us have our emotions in it.”
Joey: “And you’re proud of that fact?”
Jen: “Joey, we’re just messing around.”
Joey: “Dawson…”
Dawson: “They lost me at nothing.”
Pacey: “I equate studying with sex, sex with studying. Now I get studying, but no sex, you understand? So it’s a little hard to get motivated these days.”
Joey: “So what you’re saying is that you’re merely the innocent victim in some behavioral psychology experiment gone horribly awry?”
Pacey: “Yeah.”
Joey: “And that you’re desperately in need of some able-bodied female to help you provoke those preconditioned Pavlovian homework responses?”
Pacey: “Yes!”
Joey: “That is the worst pick-up line I have ever heard, Pacey.”
Pacey: “Thanks, Toots, but I wasn’t hittin’ on ya. I’ll have you know I have my own prospects, thanks.”
Pacey: “Hey man, what’s happening?”
Dawson: “Pacey? What are you doing in my room in the middle of a school day?”
Pacey: “Just playing some Crash Bandicoot. What are you doing home?"
Dawson: “I had a dentist appointment. I came back to get my books. How did you get in?”
Pacey: “Is that clock right on the VCR? ‘Cause if it is, I should really be getting to school.”
Dawson: “Aren’t you forgetting something?”
Pacey: “I don’t think so.”
Seth: "Johnny Depp is a huge inspiration on my life."
Seth: "You never ask a lady her age, weight, or SAT score."
Kirsten: "Who wants a stripper doing their laundry?"
Guy: "Want me to slip a little whiskey in that cola of yours?"
Mac: "Sure!" *tests drink for roofie, and tosses drink out* "Thanks!"
Lane: "Really? After all this -- the marathon hymns, the weak punch, the crabby Koreans -- you still wanna go out on a date with me?"