foreveracharmedone reblogged
Um, I’d strip in front of everyone I’d ever met, including my family priest, for 100k a night.
#seriously#now granted I don't know how good the show would be because I'm not sexy or alluring#but hey if you're going to pay me that kind of money#and I wouldn't even need to do it forever#I've got student loans to pay off#and there's so much in my house that needs fixing#my mom works too many hours#Twitter#life