ForeverACharmedOne

𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚝Ｉᴛʜᴇ ꜱɪʟᴠᴇʀ ᴀɢᴇ (1950 - 1967)

DISNEY + SILVER AGE The Disney Silver Age refers to an era of the Disney Animated Canon that lasted from 1950 to 1967. These were the last films that Walt Disney oversaw before he passed away.

CINDERELLA (1950) ALICE IN WONDERLAND (1951) PETER PAN (1953) LADY AND THE TRAMP (1955) SLEEPING BEAUTY (1959) 101 DALMATIANS (1961) THE SWORD IN THE STONE (1963) THE JUNGLE BOOK (1967)

DISNEY + STORYBOOK OPENINGS

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)  Pinocchio (1940)  Cinderella (1950)  Sleeping Beauty (1959) The Sword in the Stone (1963) The Jungle Book (1967) Robin Hood (1973) Enchanted (2007)

I’m watching The Sword in the Stone for the first time in decades and I’ve gotten to the part where Merlin is trying to get Arthur to lose his virginity to a squirrel.

Y’know, if Merlin turned that squirrel into a human it would save Camelot a significant amount of problems down the road.

“Squirrels mate for life Arthur, so the chances of her fucking your best friend and inadvertently causing a schism that leads to the downfall of an entire utopian kingdom are completely nil!”

Ok hopefully this is the last time I add onto this but Arthur marrying the squirrel would stop both of the events that destroyed Camelot - namely the aforementioned falling out with Lancelot AND the birth of Mordred.  Being with him since youth, Squirrel would keep Arthur from being seduced by his half-sister Morgause (or Morgan Le Fay in the versions of the myth that cut Morgause out) when he was young and foolish, as he’d already be in a committed relationship and thus wouldn’t be able to be tricked into starting one with said half-sister.  No incest means no Mordred.  Then, as mentioned above, Squirrel would be a faithful wife, which means Guenevere would be single, which means Lancelot and Guenevere could pork each other without causing a huge row that ends with Lancelot killing dozens of his fellow knights of the round and inspiring several others to turn against Arthur out of loyalty to him.

Camelot would have been saved if Arthur just. Fucked. That. Squirrel.

You say all that but all I hear is “here is how Merlin trying to convince Arthur to become a furry could have saved the world”

Look this was a journey for me ok?

It started as “I can’t believe Disney made a movie where Merlin tries to get a squirrel to take Arthur’s virginity” and slowly became “I can’t believe Disney’s weird bestiality subplot actually solves the two biggest problems that cause Camelot’s downfall.”

Because as baffling as the squirrel fucking plotline is just on its own, the fact that it’d actually be solution to the eventual problems Arthur faces - whether anyone at Disney was actually thinking about that or not (and I’m guessing not) - is even more so.  It is bizarre and unsettling to me that squirrel fucking could have saved Camelot, and that’s, uh, the point of this I guess.

So, pointless fun fact. Around 2008, someone on 4chan actually made a ‘humanized’ version of the squirrel called ‘Hazel’ (i.e. one who had been changed to a human to be with Arthur). For a little while, there were a number of artists making pieces about her, and stories written suggesting alternate histories.

I know it’s a minor point, but I still love the notion that people are still finding ways to rewrite the story so Arthur can f*@# the squirrel.

Whole gallery of pics here, because some of this artwork gets downright amazing…

I REMEMBER THESE!!!!

Fascinating

@tyrantisterror  your legacy endures

To an ever widening group of people, I am “that guy who ranted about Arthur fucking a squirrel.”

Of all my legacies, this is certainly one of them.

I think I’ve posted about this before buuuuuuut fuck it? This makes me deliriously happy and sad. The resolution of Arthur becoming human and having to try to explain himself to a sobbing squirrel is one of my strongest childhood memories about having to deal with heartbreak and I’m literally fucking tearing up right now GOD DAMN YOU TYRANTIS.

Does this mean there’s an alternate version of history where Camelot never fell and Britain just always carried on its legacy.

Are you trying to tell me that in the fixed up version of the Arthur mythos the entire royal family is part squirrel?

I mean, it’s not the weirdest AU I’ve seen with Arthurian legends…

@break-rpg I’m bringing this to your attention so you can tell Rey.

@tanoraqui

@systlin

Though many tried for the sword with all their strength, none could move the sword nor stir it; so, the miracle had not worked, and England was still without a king.

The Sword in the Stone (1963) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman

Disney Animation Meme | 5 Side characters: Archimedes (2/5)

Yesterday I saw a post of @aeonmagnus​ with a screenshot of Optimus vs Megartron from TF: The Last Knight and I was like “wow! I had completly forgot that they made this movie”.  So I opend Wikipedia to read the sinopsis of the film and the first line is something like  “Merlin creates an alliance with the Iacon Knights, a group of twelve Transformers who …”   and my brain stopped right there!!  The only thing I was able to think was this

Anonymous said: Archimedes the Owl or Orville the Albatross. =)

“Just because you can’t understand something, it… it doesn’t mean it’s wrong!”

UNDER APPRECIATED ANIMATED GIRLS [2/15] favorite villainess - MADAM MIM

Some Disney films released in December (Disney movies released in November)

Merlin appreciation post.

gtkm disney edition: [1/1] quote 

Disney + Foxes