hazbin dnd quotes the sequel
Husk: My name is Husker, I’m legally dead. And I got my top surgery at claire's
Angel: But if u bust a nut- Alastor: I don’t bust nuts. Angel: Well i do
Vaggie: What's your social security number? Alastor: I have 24 hitpoints. Vaggie:What was your mother’s maiden name?
Charlie: Well I have the power of anime if anyone’s curious
Cherri: You don't even have parents. Sir Pentious: But i have christmas spirit
Charlie: Please mom don’t let her hit me again Lilith: Charlie are you the reason we’re having this assembly Charlie: it starts with a f and ends with an oogitive
Sir Pentious : i have advantage on chex mix checks Vaggie: why Sir Pentious: i love chex mix Sir Pentious: i got a 17 but i have a plus 30 modifier
Lucifer: i rolled a nat 20 mpreg check Alastor: i think we should leave
Charlie: oh, it's the hitchhiker's guide to hell
Charlie: Do you have any modifiers? Alastor: No but I’m scary
Alastor: Hey what if you took your damage and divide it by 8? Adam:Im sorry worstie…But i cannot do that Lucifer: Youre that bad at math?
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Husk: can that be a thing, can Alastor starve to death
Vaggie: no, you did not just fantasy eat soggy bread
Adam: he hits the whoa, and you hit the … die
Lucifer:I’m not in tip top shape I have fantasy depression
Alastor: that’s a 31. Eat your corpse
Angel: I’ll sell you crack I have some Sir Pentious: The only crack you have is your arse
Charlie: Nifty where did you put the ashes Nifty:of the deceased Charlie: ya Nifty: I cleaned them Charlie:where did you put them Nifty:the garbage
Angel Dust: she wants me? Sorry I don’t do women.
Vaggie: we’ve heard it with our own eyes
Lucifer: i’m having pregnancy sickness
Angel Dust: So what do you think, Angel becomes a male stripper? rolls nat 1
Angel Dust: one hand on my penis, one in Husk's
Charlie: will you be the truck to my other truck
Lucifer: next time i'm gonna cast the spell of internalized homophobia on Adam
Alastor: That’s my title actually Rosie: The aroace icon? Alastor: 😔 I’m not an icon
Charlie: that 17 I just rolled for hotness? flips hair Oh its leaving