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Syd Nye the Science Guy

@forbiddentaako / forbiddentaako.tumblr.com

part-time soulmate, full-time problem lego enthusiast and aro/ace disaster (he/him)  (I am an adult)
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hazbin dnd quotes the sequel

Husk: My name is Husker, I’m legally dead. And I got my top surgery at claire's

Angel: But if u bust a nut- Alastor: I don’t bust nuts. Angel: Well i do

Vaggie: What's your social security number? Alastor: I have 24 hitpoints. Vaggie:What was your mother’s maiden name?

Charlie: Well I have the power of anime if anyone’s curious

Cherri: You don't even have parents. Sir Pentious: But i have christmas spirit

Charlie: Please mom don’t let her hit me again Lilith: Charlie are you the reason we’re having this assembly Charlie: it starts with a f and ends with an oogitive

Sir Pentious : i have advantage on chex mix checks Vaggie: why Sir Pentious: i love chex mix Sir Pentious: i got a 17 but i have a plus 30 modifier

Lucifer: i rolled a nat 20 mpreg check Alastor: i think we should leave

Charlie: oh, it's the hitchhiker's guide to hell

Charlie: Do you have any modifiers? Alastor: No but I’m scary

Alastor: Hey what if you took your damage and divide it by 8? Adam:Im sorry worstie…But i cannot do that Lucifer: Youre that bad at math?

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hazbin hotel characters as dnd quotes

ive already done this with ninja go might as well do it again asbjafdkbj

Husk: can that be a thing, can Alastor starve to death

Vaggie: no, you did not just fantasy eat soggy bread

Adam: he hits the whoa, and you hit the … die

Lucifer:I’m not in tip top shape I have fantasy depression

Alastor: that’s a 31. Eat your corpse

Angel: I’ll sell you crack I have some Sir Pentious: The only crack you have is your arse

Charlie: Nifty where did you put the ashes Nifty:of the deceased Charlie: ya Nifty: I cleaned them Charlie:where did you put them Nifty:the garbage

Angel Dust: she wants me? Sorry I don’t do women.

Vaggie: we’ve heard it with our own eyes

Lucifer: i’m having pregnancy sickness

Angel Dust: So what do you think, Angel becomes a male stripper? rolls nat 1

Angel Dust: one hand on my penis, one in Husk's

Charlie: will you be the truck to my other truck

Lucifer: next time i'm gonna cast the spell of internalized homophobia on Adam

Alastor: That’s my title actually Rosie: The aroace icon? Alastor: 😔 I’m not an icon

Charlie: that 17 I just rolled for hotness? flips hair Oh its leaving

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