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The only theft headcannon involving Miles anyone’s allowed to have is that one time he accidentally “stole” some crayons from Applebee’s and was just so distraught he turned himself in.
Miles, sobbing: “I’m so so sorryy, dad. YooU hh;;avee,, ,to aarrest m.”
Officer Davis: “No, Miles, it’s okay. The restaurant gave you those crayons. Also you’re 5.”
By far my favorite celebrity
bring me mcu peter parker and spiderverse miles morales being bros content
I saw that I had become part of a system that is comfortable with zero accountability. I had my eyes opened. I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up. And that is why, effective immediately, I am shutting down the weapons manufacturing division of Stark International until such time as I can decide what the future of this company will be.
one of the most realistic things in the MCU is when Ned finds out Peter is a superhero
ASSEMBLE!
no expectations
Tony Stark is a wonderful subversion of toxic masculinity in the superhero genre.
This is the face of a man who knows his friend is the smartest man he’s ever met but who has also seen him on fire at least 6 times and is a little too familiar with his depressive moods.
That is a very concerned and suspicious MIT Bro
“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”
You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.
Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are. He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.
Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.
I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.
“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date.
M'baku being like That™ a hundred percent of the time.
Venom (2018) - “Ride to Hospital” deleted scene
