ppl getting into supernatural for the first time after years of hearing abt destiel and posting like "you guys really downplayed--" or "you guys were really underreacting--" listen just because YOU failed to acknowledge the howling of the tortured souls of hell that does not mean they were underreacting to the torture. "now that im also being tortured i have to say no one ever told me it hurts!" motherfucker! they mailed feathers to robert singer
the spn fandom has literally some of the funniest sentences i’ve ever heard in my life they literally just cycle through my brain nonstop. i love when it’s busy at supernatural and the gay angel gets mean. instructions unclear i got my dick stuck in the michael sword. good omens crowley is dust. greetings blood freak. what if orpheus had a gay cajun vampire side piece. these are all my mind’s screensavers
cool it george w butch you’re in more drag right now than i’ll ever be in. (looking good cas) ok so fuck me. michael wave. shave your chest father of two it’s fanservice time. we are a society!
I FORGOT GOOD MORNING BALLSACK
this is due for an update it’s been a while… wrist not limp enough gotta boil it like pasta, lawboy, fuck him on the floor friday, [omitted], a special mention just for that @calamitysong post that’s like “okay fine dean can be bi but jensen is DEFINITELY gay,” and of course, *.
something soooo funny about. the thing about lazarus rising about cas is. well the thing about the angel lore they established. we never see a handprint mark like the one cas gave dean ever again. and it’s not like they didn’t have opportunity. cas pulled sam out of hell - and well now you get into a doylist versus watsonian place where the reason they couldn’t show a handprint or other such markings is the audience and characters weren’t meant to know until the reveal that the one who got sam out of the pit was cas. but the end result is. out of the numerous angels on the show of time spent in human vessels on earth in their interactions on the show in 15 seasons. it would appear cas was the only guy who did that. gripped him tight yeah I’ll bet
man this piece of media i like that's bad and sucks would be so cool and awesome if it wasnt bad and didnt suck. unfortunately,
‘you’ve just met yourself. i’ve known you for years’ is still the most romantic thing i’ve ever heard and they let my favorite little cornfed closetcase say it on live television to another man. incredible.
big fan of 'i'd find you in every universe'. BIGGER fan of 'there are maybe five universes where we find each other and in four of them it ends badly i think we're some kind of anomaly i think every law of everything points towards this being the death of us. but we could try to save it anyway.' THATS the good shit.
you could literally kiss a hundred boys in bars BUT you’ll never get over this biblical being sacrificing his life for you by confessing his homosexual love 🙄
you already know he loves listening to chappell roan
you could say it's just the way you are make a new excuse, another stupid reason
repressed cas truthers stand up!!!
i can't wait for a supernatural reboot so we can all fight in brand new ways
might get crucified for this but destiel could’ve been it
if there was a play about an angel who pulled a repressed homosexual man out of hell and fell in love with him then yes i’d post snippet quotes from it. you would too. we all would.
guys it's ok. everybody knows america isnt real they made it up for supernatural
is such a raw line you would think shakespeare wrote it but no
there will never be another destiel
like I AM SORRY but you can have your vampires fucking in the first episode of the series and you can have your pirates kissing in season ONE fine GOOD FOR YOU i want my ship to slap me in the face repeatedly for 12 years and then when it crashes and burns the whole internet crashes with it
