Everyone else: Did Marika actually love Godfrey? Did Radagon care about Rennala? Did Godfrey know that Radagon was Marika? How much of Mohg's obsession with Miquella was charm-inflicted? What are Radahn's true feelings towards Miquella? Did Miquella and Radahn-
Me: Do you think Chester and Patches ever explored each other's bodies while they were both world-hopping and lost in time
It's always "Godwyn this" and "Miquella Radahn" that. But nobody is asking the real FromSoft lore question:
Did Marvelous Chester ever make it back to his original timeline or not?
Artorias of the Abyss was released more than ten years ago but I still think about that one line of casual NPC dialogue from Marvelous Chester where he mentions the giant talking mushroom in Oolacile but delivers the lines in a weirdly sensual manner.
#dark souls 1#soulsborne#dark souls#marvelous chester#william houston#artorias of the abyss#ds1#William Houston really just.........purred out that entire line in the most sexually-charged possible way#his voice just melts all over this line of casual dialogue for no reason#he doesn't even talk about Artorias like this#i wonder if they directed William Houston to purr-growl it like this specifically or if he just arbitrarily decided to do that himself#if there isn't at least one (1) Soulsborne NPC voiced by William Houston then what's the point#i still love Elden Ring but the lack of William Houston is one of the things that keeps it from being 10/10 for me
𝓨ou damn fool. I am Marvelous Chester! What did you expect?