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being the only person in my 10th grade english class to enjoy moby dick and then a few years later tricking approximately 22,000 people into joining my 2-year moby dick internet book club is quite possibly the funniest thing i will ever do. be the change you want to see in the world etc etc
i just signed up for Whale Weekly (the moby dick version of dracula daily that for some reason is not called dick daily), please join me, i feel like I’m going to need moral support to get through this one
It starts nov 21!!
the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line
