GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none
Not my edit but this is pure comedy
Listen. Steven Moffat listen to me. I need you to tweet "actually johnlock was always intended to be endgame" on the day after the 2024 presidential election and then turn your phone off. I don't care if it's true or not I just need you to do it, please, it would be so funny.
Always respect a fujoshi's dedication to writing yaoi even in the most romance hostile settings. A story could be called "the torture cube with four walls" and every fic would just open with 'it was common knowledge that the top left corner of the torture cube was reserved for love making ' like ok. of course.
i know my mutuals so whenever i see a horny post im like. *sigh* which republican senator is this about this time
ROME. SENATOR OF ROME. ROMAN SENATOR OF THE ROMAN REPUBLIC. ROME
I realize now that to most ppl outside my specific circle of classics fandom this is not in fact any less weird
The worlds most normalest girl <3
(just finished the second book!)
wheel of time s2: the hero's villain exes have unionized against him
rings of power s2: the villain's hero exes have unionized against him
I just reada really good fic but halfway through I realized "oh shit this is really familiar.... didn't I write something like this once?" And as I kept reading I kept predicting what happened next and the further I went the more convinced I was that they'd ripped off my story-
like, copied the ENTIRE plot and re-written it, just better than I had? The characters were more fleshed-out than mine were, and the POV was more interesting, and the pace made more sense- but it was MY STORY?
So close to the end I was like "holy shit.. do I message them? Ask if my story inspired theirs? Should I be angry? Flattered?" Cause their tags and description didn't mention me AT ALL, which, sure, it's fanfiction to begin with, but if you're using my work than at least credit me as inspo, right? Just to be courteous?
But I get to the end of the final chapter, and it's not finished, and I'm kind of disappointed cause I never finished my story and I was really immersed in their version now and had been looking forwards to seeing how they tied up my loose ends- so I scroll to the bottom to leave a comment, and.
It's MY URL.
IT WAS MY STORY THE WHOLE TIME.
THE ONE *I WROTE*.
In *2013*.
And FORGOT ABOUT
BECAUSE I WAS SO INSECURE ABOUT MY SLOPPY, SHALLOW, AMETEUR WRITING
And I'm just sitting here now staring into space thinking about every shitty story I've ever written now like
IT WAS ALL GOOD?
IT WAS GOOD THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??
I'M A GOOD WRITER?????
you didn't ONCE think to check the url?
I WANTED TO FINISH READING IT FIRST
AU where WWX has a magical girl transformation sequence when he turns into Yiling Laozu
I see white shores, and beyond it, a far green country under a tequila sunrise.
Transcript Under the Cut
"We're here outside of a research facility where we've received reports of a local necromancer using his neighbor's cows to create some kind of a wall of bone and muscle. Animal abuse is, of course, a crime, and that's even before getting into destruction of property."
"Oh yeah, I was watching this on the news. They're saying that cows exhibit morning behavior. It must be hard for them to get up and go to bed early, with this big scary wall here."
"...I think that's mourning, Minogue, with a 'u.' It means they're sad."
"I'd be sad too, if I had to get up early and couldn't fall asleep."
Black Sails (2014-2017) + negative reviews and social media posts
tazmuir could simply rerelease gideon the ninth over and over again but from the perspective of all of the different characters at canaan house and i would be tuned the fuck in. like the drama of all of their different expectations and relationships…. coronabeth living her hot girl summer… judith experiencing Sapphic Hell…. isaac and jeannemary on the world’s weirdest family vacation…. palamedes living out a deeply repressed regency era romance…. silas filled with loathing for every single person there…. delightful. canaan house drives me crazy. it’s like if love island was survivor
@chocolatefker the first two weeks at canaan house from colum asht’s perspective:
day 1: arrived at canaan house
day 2: mopped the floor
day 3: washed the windows
day 4: flipped the mattress
day 5: swept the carpet
day 6: day off. listened to podcasts
day 7: bleached silas’s hair
day 8: ran the dishwasher
day 9: scrubbed the toilet
day 10: changed the lightbulbs
day 11: replaced the battery in the smoke alarm
day 12: fifth found dead
day 13: siphoned by silas
day 14: hopital