Fangirling and Writer-Nerd Chaos

Let’s start with a familiar beginning: A depressed, lonely girl is deposited without ceremony by her guardians into the arms of a man who’s more stranger than father and who lives in the quiet town of Forks, Washington.

However, note the first of many crucial differences between this story and the one you may think you know: Instead of a cactus cradled in her arms, she holds a wooden stake.