It's fun to think about the extra blood donation restrictions for Gothamites. If you've been exposed over three times to radiation or scarecrow toxin you're ineligible, if you're a mutant or supervillain you're ineligible, if you've ever been part of a dubious human trial you're ineligible, if you were ever resurrected-- you get it.

Aside from what this means for Gotham, another issue is that other parts of the state and other cities won't even take Gotham’s blood supply if they run out. I'm sure WE is hard at work developing methods to try and filter the blood, but you can't get everything out.

misunderstanding

dc comics heritage post

imagine it's october and that i'm not completely out of season

This is gaining notes faster than I thought so either we all know the same annoying guy or this is just what y'all think romance is

It's been several years and I have a fiancee now and I'm begging y'all to stop circulating this post because she's on here and I CANNOT have her seeing this and finding my Tumblr account please she's so butch and cooler than me stop outing me as a dweeb 😭🙏

OP, if she's agreed to marry you already, seeing this post is just gonna get you laid

and even if not, she is also at the devil's sacrament, so

When Bruce gets injected with truth serum

"Who's your favorite"

Everyone looked at Jason.

"Out of the four of us," he clarified. "Who's your favorite?"

He, Dick, Tim, and Damian turned to Bruce curiously.

"Well..."

Bruce proceeded to go on and on for over 3 hours about how he didn't actually have a favorite and how proud he was of all of them, only interrupted when Alfred walked in and Bruce started about how he was the best butler-dad ever.

None of them could honestly say they weren't at least a little teary.

The inspiration for this post was the fic Veritas by Anonymous on ao3, which you should definitely go read

The interaction basically goes:

Villain: What do u hate about nightwing?

Dick: omg hes gonna say so much stuff that ive done and my flaws and-

Bruce: his fucking suit

Dick: wHaT-

Villain: what do u hate about your other kids

Bruce: *sobs* *starts complimenting everyone*

Villain: what the f u c k

The author's note at the end:

DC’s 2024 Black History Month anthology, DC Power, will arrive in stores on Jan. 30 and will feature a new story by N.K. Jemisin and Jamal Campbell, which will showcase the first meeting of Green Lanterns Sojourner “Jo” Mullein, from their award-winning Far Sector comic, and John Stewart. Here's a preview.

"Jason's not the angry one" not as in Jason isn't angry but as in Jason is the emotional one and anger happens to be an emotion.

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

By the way, folks… We’re super engaged. Just fyi. :P

Well, we never got around to making a wedding gif, but still super-married and loving it. Happy Valentine’s Day!

I mean … how can you not reblog? 

i feel like it’s a sin not to reblog this.

honestly ^

I can’t resist this post.

nerd goals.

This, this is just beyond pure, awesome and cute as all fuck

ITS B33N SO LONG SINCE IVE SEEN THIS THEY GOT MARRIED?

Aya: Yes he’s literally fueled by rage and has probably killed people but damn what a hunk.

waaar is ooover

@satyrs-cider the community thanks you for your service.

It is over.

It is done.

And he’s upset why?

This is a behind the scenes from a TV show. He’s the guy who plays the character whose gravestone it is. He’s mad that people are memeing a behind the scenes photo of a fictional character’s death because he happens to play that character.

I’m not sure if I should laugh or hit my head on the desk over this one.

The face I just made 🙄

My favourite part that this is leaving out is that by the end he and the rest of the cast weren’t getting along and they did a full on photoshoot in front of his grave.

if he doesn’t want us to use THAT photo, it seems like we’ve got three malicious-compliance-ready replacements right here

prev tags tell the rest of the story:

#this is also a guy who crossed the SAG-AFTRA strike line#so he kinda deserves us to keep posting this meme for all eternity

the thing that really sucks about The Dark Knight (2008) is that on paper it's actually a super fun plot for a Batman movie. oh, all of the normie gangs in Gotham are tired of Batman? oh, they hired some wiiiild new assassin to get rid of him? oh, it's the Joker you say 👀 I wonder what will happen next! a normal and straightforward plot, I don't think!

except the entire time you're watching it you're being held hostage by the specter of Christopher Nolan threatening to kill everyone in this room and then himself if anyone in the room remembers for even a second that Batman is actually pretty silly. Batman Forever and Batman & Robin had too much whimsy and now Chris has got a gun to make sure everyone takes him seriously.

the closest Chris ever got to getting silly with it was putting Scarecrow in all three movies, and that just because the only thing Chris hates more than levity is having to go a single day without gazing into Cillian Murphy's big beautiful ghostly blue eyes

it's a meme in Gotham at this point that if you're a dark haired orphan, you're at risk of getting adopted by brucie wayne.

it's also a meme that the man has no idea how many children he actually has. he just looks at a group of dark haired teenagers/ young adults and goes 'ok they must be mine'.

so the batkids film themselves one morning. all sitting calmly at the breakfast table. being normal. except joining them are izzie, donna, kon, anita, jon, maya, maps, and roy in a terrible dark wig.

then bruce stumbles in, in full brucie mode (he's sleep deprived, it's practically the same), muttering good morning to his children. then he freezes, does a sudden frantic back take, and visibly counts how many people are sitting at the table.

the video is uploaded to steph's tiktok account. it gets 10 million views in the first 24 hours.

it also gets memed.

To hell with just reading comic books, I need to get in there and protect Jason Todd myself. Give me a sword

And Picolo does it again folks 🥹 It’s the text from Bumblebee for me ❤️🐝