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I'm Cinnia, late 20s, she/her, a fan of the health sciences and many other things, and a former quiet kid who was abducted by the theater people. This blog is a semi-queued experiment to vent my endless energy for fandoms, LGBT+ content, writing, languages, religion analysis and ExMormon content, dancing, mental health, etc. I also run the Grate Scoff food blog as well as the Incorrect Rings of Power and Incorrect Thornfruit Quotes blogs.
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synchodai

Female Power Romantasy novels can be indulgent as they like with giving the MC all the powers and hottest love interests and overcomplicated backstories, and I will cheer that on. Yes, there is a place for this! I see your vision, girl!

But the moment it starts talking about blood purity, her divine right to rule, and how ubermensch her babies will be with the man with the equally super special bloodline? You're doing girlboss eugenics at that point.

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elumish

Actually this is a perfect example of what I mean when I talk about being cognizant of what you write and about how framing is what matters--as a writer you should know whether what you're writing is a normal power fantasy or girlboss eugenics.

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Please, if you are a self-publishing author an indie author, learn the basics of book formatting.

Please.

The standards are in place for a reason. Margins are the size they are so that your thumb can rest comfortably on the sides of the book without blocking any text, and so you can read the text along the middle without tilting the book back and forth to see around the bend. Bleeds are so your margins don't get cut down too much when the text block is trimmed, you need them even if you don't have images in your book. Spaces between paragraphs are an internet convention and do not belong in books unless you are indicating a scene break.

Please. These rules aren't there to be mean. They are there for FUNCTIONALITY.

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the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

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txttletale

Due to the exciting successes of 'weird horror' and 'hopepunk', we're happy to announce a new slate of literary genres for release in Q3 2023. From now on you can expect to start seeing marketing TikToks and insufferable thinkpieces responding to marketing TikToks about:

  • Nicepunk
  • Eastern Orthodox Fantasy
  • Old Adult
  • Cosmic Horror But Without The Racist Parts
  • Yiffbong
  • Ahistorical Romance
  • Political Snoozer
  • Erotic Mystery
  • How Does This Have A Netflix Show It Just Came Out?
  • Mormon Realism
  • Dog Isekai
  • Shampoo Ad Novelization
  • Rock-hard SciFi
  • Smileglad
  • Nasty Fiction
  • Cosmic Horror But It's Only The Racist Parts
  • 'The Scottish Genre'
  • Penis Books
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dduane

Please read this. It is deeply, DEEPLY freakish.

[Robin, a librarian] received a message from a patron of her library system that there was something wrong with an audiobook they had borrowed. The patron reported that during a quiet part of the audio, there seemed to be a tiny portion of another recording inserted into the silence. It happened more than a few times and the patron also provided a timestamp, because this patron is very awesome. Robin says that this isn’t unusual, and the process is pretty routine:  “It’s usually just a corrupted file transfer or something. And we contact the publisher and let them know, or let OverDrive know, and it gets re-uploaded.” So then what happened?  Robin: “So I went to look up the specific book to see who the publisher was. Mostly because I wanted to know. We would contact OverDrive about the error, and they would fix, or talk to the publisher directly.” Digital files get corrupted often enough, so this isn’t alarming. But then, Robin and her coworkers noticed the name of the narrator: “Scarlett Synthesized Voice.”

And that's just the beginning of it. Who is "author" Blake Pierce, and how do they have more than seven hundred books??

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lasaraleen

So sorry to become someone who steals tweets but this is so funny

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karpad

You absolutely forgot “The Narnia Chronicles: The Wardrobe of Lions and Witches” the subtitle and colon are essential

The Narnia Chronicles: 

Book 1: The Wardrobe of Lions & Witches

Book “1.5″: A Tale of Boys and Horses (special e-book novella)

Book 2: A Song of Princes and Ruins

Book 3: The Voyage

Book 4: The Chair of Silver & Darkness

Prequel (for some reason): The Book of Rings and Magicians

Book 5: The Last Battle (volume 1), The Last Battle (volume 2)

Thanks! I fucking hate it,

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elexuscal

"it's concerning if university students are genuinely struggling to read full adult-level books for class" and "don't overstate the reporting of a single news article" and "if this shift is genuinely real, it's reflective of broad curriculum changes in lower education levels, probably at least in part due to remote schooling during COVID, and doesn't mean the new generation is being willfully Stupid and Vapid" and "when reading for personal pleasure people should read whatever they like without shame" and "reading from a broad variety of genres, styles, and authorial backgrounds will improve your understanding of both literature and the real world" and "actively mocking people for their tastes in books does not encourage them to become more adventurous you're just being mean" and also "but seriously adult books are not just boringly pretentious nothingburgers padded with pointless sex scenes, and claiming they are just shows how little you've read" all can and should co-exist.

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ravenkings

the last time disaffected 20-somethings decided they didn’t have to read anything by old people bc old people ruined the world and that this was a legitimate political statement, many of those 20-somethings ended up basically inventing fascism

i believe the og tweet was referring to discourse about adults reading percy jackson

and i was kind of joking when i made this post, but i do think refusing to engage with historical material because you believe newer art/literature is somehow ethically or quasi-spiritually purer is starting down the path to a very reactionary worldview, at the very least

Tl;dr at the end, this got way longer than I wanted it to.

OK I read the article that started all this: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2024/11/the-elite-college-students-who-cant-read-books/679945/

Link without paywall: https://archive.md/vcKiO

And it seems like this all blew up because people are conflating two separate ideas:

  1. Changes in policy over the past few decades such as No Child Left Behind has incentivized middle and high school teachers to drop long-form content from their curriculum in favor of short-form excerpts and articles, resulting in now-college students being unprepared for how to read and engage with full books they're being assigned and being completely unfamiliar with historically important works.
  2. YA books (such as Percy Jackson) are not intellectually stimulating and don't have cultural value, adults should be embarrassed to admit such books are their favorite over cultural classics such as The Iliad.

The article is trying to tackle the first topic for 90% of the time, but the last two paragraphs are worded in such a way that implies the second and specifically singles out Percy Jackson, implying that college students naming it as a favorite is a symptom of the "grim picture of young people’s reading habits."

Many of those who grew up with Percy Jackson as kids are now college-aged. They understandably got defensive at the implication that their love for the series is to blame for their struggles to complete their assigned reading.

Before I continue, I need to say that liking Percy Jackson is not bad. It being your absolute favorite book is not bad. I am a huge fan of the original series and HoO (I haven't finished the newer ones unfortunately).

BUT I see where the article and the professor it was quoting are coming from.

What I think is the intended implication of mentioning the "college students say their favorite book is Percy Jackson" thing is: many college students if they read at all haven't read beyond the YA genre and as such aren't aware of the complex topics and joy that comes of reading classic works. (I agree with this, many classic works are interesting and I think they get underrated.)

But what people heard was: What you read for fun in your free time, what you enjoy reading, is not worth reading at all. Only the classics are proper reading for adults.

Because the professor didn't ask "What do you think is an important book?" or "What do you think is the best book in history?", he asked "What is your favorite book?" and the students answered honestly with a book they enjoy. If the students who haven't read any of the classics yet did read them, perhaps their favorite would change, maybe it wouldn't. It doesn't really matter because apparently you're supposed to lie about your favorite to look smart anyways (sarcastic).

Honestly, it's a good article overall. I agree with it until the end, it would be better without the last two paragraphs. And the last sentence especially, "To understand the human condition, and to appreciate humankind’s greatest achievements, you still need to read The Iliad—all of it."

It sounds so condescending. In the context of the rest of the article it means that reading a full work rather than excerpts is necessary to truly immerse yourself in it and understand it. The article just talked about how "...deep reading—sustained immersion in a text—stimulates a number of valuable mental habits, including critical thinking and self-reflection, in ways that skimming or reading in short bursts does not." But even with that context when I read that last sentence I had to scoff. No wonder people got upset about it! It sounds so arrogant that it completely outstrips the rest of the article!

If you just cut away the last two paragraphs this article would be a great discussion about how the education system has left college students unprepared to read long-form text, how reading and overall reading is down, but instead it leaves off on a sour note. The majority of the discourse on both sides is completely misunderstanding what the article was about in the first place and just focus on those last two paragraphs, but I completely understand how people got the impression that the whole article was looking down on them for their reading choices because the last two paragraphs--the conclusion--the part of an article that is supposed to sum up the ideas of the whole article--is worded in a way that kinda does if you don't put it in the larger context.

Tl;dr: The article is actually about how middle and high school teachers are incentivized to teach around short excerpts instead of the whole book which has resulted in college students no longer knowing how to read long-form text and is affecting overall reading rates, a poorly worded conclusion used a quote that singled out Percy Jackson and ended on the most condescending sounding sentence I've ever read that lead YA fans to get defensive and classics fans to dig in their heels. And now we're here.

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lierdumoa

I just saw a post that deeply annoyed me because it went, "Here's a story that's like a Regency romance, but I FIXED it by making the characters sexually liberated and shame-free and polyamorous!"

This is like saying, "Here's a story that's like a thriller, but I FIXED it by having the serial killer go to therapy instead of trapping victims in his evil maze and dismembering them."

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The thing a lot of people don't seem to get is that the entire appeal of a Regency romance is watching a deeply repressed, perfectly controlled, buttoned up, straight-laced person who has never expressed an emotion before fall so hard for someone that something in them just breaks and they come completely unhinged.

It's a very specific kink that this genre is tapping into.

People who think the characters in a Regency novel are boring are missing the whole point. The characters are supposed to be boring, right up until they fall so madly in love that it drives them insane, at which point they become very interesting. Regency romance novelists are doing the writing equivalent of putting plain white featureless uncooked whole eggs in a microwave and waiting for them to explode.

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elainiisms

female protagonists will literally go through 30 life altering traumas at the age of 16 and you ppl still have the audacity to call them annoying bc they cry about it and act like teenage girls

Tally Youngblood (Uglies). Oh I am so sorry that she was in fact shaped by her dystopian regimes propaganda and believes it at least at first, and that she does not do a Katniss Everdeen or Tris Prior and is heroic and morally upstanding about being blackmailed by the government.

She is sixteen and grew up in an presumed Utopia without ever having to fight before, of course she is naive and does bad choices.

Oh no, a teenager who is so afraid about being different and not fitting in all the time actually being bad with other people and self-focused and ruining all her relationships/friendships? Instead of just claiming she is oh so not like other girls but everybody loves her nevertheless?

What is that, being brainwashed for two fucking times actually affects the way she acts and makes her do even worse choices? Bad writing of course!

There are legitimate criticisms with these books, but all this whining about how unlikeable Tally Youngblood is just borders on lacking reading comprehension. Also, like... its dystopia. Not all dystopias need to have heroes you totally agree with and like.

Personally, how massively bad at being a hero Tally is is one of my most favorite parts of the series, because she feels so human.

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PSA: if you describe your sexy demons as "smelling sulphurous/like brimstone," that's not just vague mystical words.

Those are real smells.

They smell like farts.

Please know this. I'm begging you.

I always thought it was kind of dumb that my mom insisted that my siblings and I experience the senses in the Bible so we would know what it was talking about, but things like this make me really glad for both that and the precedent it set of "if you come across a word and you don't know exactly what it means, look it the fuck up"

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Love reading the conclusion of a romance plot and trying to figure out whether the author realizes it's a horror story.

Like sure I will give the book points for having the centuries old immortal guy fall for a grown adult (late 20s which is practically doddering in a lot of fantasy fiction) but I don't find "he will die unless she uses her magic to put him back together every morning" romantic as much as a horrifying trap for both of them

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