the list of banned media (yes it is actually called that) for the bisexyual discord is absolutely fucking hilarious
I sit down to watch TV and flip through the channels. I come across the episode of South Park where Tom Cruise gets stuck in the closet with R Kelly. I try not to laugh, but I can’t help it. I let out a small chuckle.
At that moment, a commando squad breaks down my door and rushes in. I am thrown to the ground and my wallet is confiscated. The soldiers go through it and pull out my bisexuality license, then rip it to shreds. They then take my phone and forcibly remove me from the bisexyual discord. I am left in a fetal position on the ground, weeping loudly as a South Park version of “Trapped in the Closet” plays on the TV. I am no longer bisexual. My heart is broken.
Damn you, Matt and Trey. Damn you.
*we don’t particularly care if you’ve consumed this media as long as you don’t post about it or talk about it positively.
Media marked with an asterisk include: Voltron, Homestuck, Steven Universe, The Arcana.
(So presumably we can infer that un-asterisked media like Hamilton, South Park, and Hetalia get you banned simply for having seen them? That must be a difficult rule to enforce.)
But Hannibal is fine! So are Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, and Rick & Morty.
Context, since the linked page is now gone: There’s a new discord for bisexual people. ONLY bisexual people. It thinks pansexuality doesn’t exist.
Server name was “Bisex(y)ual” - it’ll probably show up again in a few days when the current drama dies down.
