Fangirling and Writer-Nerd Chaos

why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

look my condolences to the 911 fandom (?) for having your two special guys break up in an awful way or whatever it is happened but i need u all to know that up until this morning i didnt realize that they were different people

lanfear 🤝 sauron

watching red white and royal blue I think it needs less about falling in gay love and more about the 14 page plan to flip texas blue

When you’re in the middle of a fic and realise you’ve missed a very critical tag

Ishamael: Do you really think you can stop me?

Rand: Oh maybe not. But you left Mat in a room full of magical artifacts

Rand: and he has no idea what any of them do

Mat: (running around, high on cursed tea blowing the horn of valear with the DIY 'spear of darkness' under his arm)

So this is what Paris felt like

why do we have to pit two bad bitches against each other: Rebels is a kids show about hope and family, Andor is about beating cops to death

Him: you better not be a man of constant sorrow when I get home

My stupid ass:

all my boops belong to you

Homophobic police in New Orleans when there’s two men and only one bed, but there’s also a daughter and the blond one slept with your wife

misunderstanding

dc comics heritage post

Leah trying to give genuine advice:

Me with 147 salmon berries in my pocket:

he's happy to be included pls consider

I don't know what this is from, but I thought it was Sam and Frodo.

It's not?

its only in the directors cut goes on for 40 minuites and builds a lot of tension and worldbuilding

tbh I’ve always found it very funny that Elrond is like “there’s no point bringing Glorfindel on the quest, even though he’s a balrog-slayer. You won’t need balrog-slayers” and then thirty pages later they run into a balrog

#and they could’ve really benefited from having a glow in the dark elf in moria (via @emyn-arnens)

obsessed by the implication that glorfindel is bioluminescent

#most elves aren’t #just glorfindel #dwarves on the other hand ARE bioluminescent #but it’s in a spectrum that elves and men and orcs can’t see in #hobbits can see in that spectrum fine #for better mushroom hunting #but they think it’s rude to point out that one of their party members is glowing #and so the dwarves have no idea the hobbits notice (via @mandaloriandy)

The first night Bilbo camped with the company he very nearly said something about it, but, having no idea what dwarves are and thinking it might be rude, he kept the observation to himself and decided that dwarves must be some kind of fungus. It improved his estimation of them most incredibly, and was, in fact, one of the observations he was most keen to pass on when he got back, seeing as how—even if it didn’t quite make him respectable, per se—it at least provided a valuable new addition to hobbits’ mushroom-lore, which no one (not even a certain few silver-spoon possessing relatives) could fault him for.

#anyways it’s common knowledge in the shire that dwarves are actually just a kind of mushroom#but no one says anything#because they think (seeing as how the dwarves haven’t brought it up themselves) it would be rude (via @willowcrowned)

My partner, reading this over my shoulder: “It never ceases to amaze me when Tolkein fans write meta that goes off in really bizarre directions”

Me: “These books are 70 years old, everything normal to say about them has been said; if you’re gonna say anything new about it, it’s gonna have to be weird”