"Does the author respect women" is a third distinct question from either of the other two.

Shipping a man in a canon het relationship with another man but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know it's not out of misogynistic disregard for the woman character

i have a suggestion

lets hear out tumblr user isuggestpolyamory

Imagine being promoted to shit sniffer

i cant help but notice that the chocolate chips cookies you brought to the potluck yesterday had bad vibes. so i went through your cabinets while you were sleeping and checked out the chocolate chips you used. i mean they looked innocent on the surface, they were even fair trade certified. but i just couldn't shake that itching sense that sometning was off. i infiltrated the chocolate company's headquarters by posing as IT support. and you know what I found? the guy who designed the labels got a dui in 2007. so it turns out my instincts were right and you're a terrible person.

ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left

Me only scrolling down enough to see the first photo: they should fuck about it

Scrolling down further: oh they are fucking about it. Excellent!

i'm full of love but i also have the hater's curse and once a day i gotta say some bitchy shit or i'll explode

LMAO I just found out that it’s Stress Awareness week.

Mission accomplished, I am certainly aware of stress.

I am SO aware of stress right now.

This the Blue Florida of prosperity Reblog for 4 years of good luck

And furthermore… COME THROUGH BLEXAS

noncon friendship

Coworkers

hey cool criticism of misogyny, really interesting how you invoked the spectre of "real men" to do so though. "real men don't mistreat women" is categorically untrue and is trying to make up some mythical form of masculinity that doesn't repress women

"i have the right of way" was a form of protective charm uttered by urban travellers in the early 21st century. They believed this phrase acted as a ward against danger and injury, invoking the divine spirit of 'Traffic Law', one of their primary deities.

boy with tits vs girl with flat chest

WAIT. I MEANT ×. BOY WITH TITS × GIRL WITH FLAT CHEST. I DIDNT WANT THEM TO FIGHT-

If you're desperate for all of Tumblr to see my biggest word slip-up yet then you have to work for it. I am NOT helping this dumbass post reach The Masses.

Friendly reminder that y'all failed. This has officially been deemed at most a 1k post.

Reblog you want them to fight