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calc u later https://cims.nyu.edu/~ferguson/Calculator/%20SE%20ACA.html / like a bird on a wire like a drunk in a midnight choir i have tried in my way to be free
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going thru phone pics and found this thing that was tacked up next to the toaster at my old job, if anyone needs some light toast eating reading material

Would anyone be kind enough to transcribe this or link to a text version?

Everything Is AWFUL and I’m Not Okay: Questions to Ask Before Giving Up on Yourself

Are you hydrated? 

If not, have a glass of water. Dehydration can mimic or increase feelings associated with anxiety and a well hydrated brain functions optimally. Avoid excess caffeine. 

Have you eaten in the past three hours? 

Don’t be a victim of hanger! Get some food–something with protein, not just simple carbs or high-fat. Nuts, hummus, and veggies are great options to feed your studying brain. Keep healthy snacks within reach to avoid mindlessly chowing down on sweets. 

Have you stretched your legs in the past day? 

If not, do so right now. If you don’t have the energy or time for a run or a trip to the gym, just walk around the block or building. Even minimal exercise preps the mind for learning so that you can focus better and recall things easier, plus it’s good to get a change of scenery. 

Have you said something nice to someone in the past day? 

Do so, whether online or in person. Make it genuine! We bet your study partner would appreciate a compliment. 

Have you moved your body to music in the past day?

If not, jog for the length of a song at your favorite tempo, or just dance around your bedroom for the length of an upbeat song (singing along is a bonus) 

Have you cuddled a living being in the past two days?

If not, do so. Don’t be afraid to ask for hugs from friends of friends’ pets. Most of them will enjoy the cuddles too; you’re not imposing. 

Have you started or changed any medications in the past couple of weeks, including skipped doses or a change in generic prescription brand? 

That may be screwing with your head. Give things a few days, then talk to your doctor if it doesn’t settle down. 

If daytime: are you dressed? 

If no, put on clean clothes that aren’t PJs. Give yourself permission to wear something special, whether it’s a funny t-shirt or a pretty dress. 

If nighttime: are you sleepy and fatigued but resisting going to sleep? 

Put on PJs, make yourself cozy in bed with a teddy bear and the sound of falling rain, and close your eyes for fifteen minutes while focusing on breathing deeper with every breath- no electronic screens allowed! Adequate sleep is a necessity for stress management. 

Do you feel ineffective? 

Pause right now and get something small completed, whether it’s responding to an email, loading the dishwasher, or tidying up your room. Good job!

Do you feel unattractive? 

Take a darn selfie. Your friends will remind you how great you look. You are always insta-worthy. 

Do you feel paralyzed by indecision?

Give yourself ten minutes to sit back and figure out a game plan for the day. If a particular decision or problem is still being a roadblock, simply set it aside for now, and pick something else that seems doable. Right now, the important part is to break through that stasis, even if it means doing something trivial. 

Have you over-exerted yourself lately–physically, emotionally, socially, or intellectually? 

That can take a toll that lingers for days. Give yourself a break in that area, whether it’s physical rest, taking some time alone, or relaxing with some silly entertainment for a little. Time spent refreshing yourself is never time “wasted!” 

Have you waited a week? 

Sometimes or perception of life is skewed, and we can’t even tell that we’re not thinking clearly, and there’s no obvious external cause. It happens. Keep yourself going for a full week, whatever it takes, and see if you still feel the same way then. 

You’ve made it this far; and you will make it through. You are stronger than you think.

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loosellps
I think we’ve all been told [happily ever after]’s a solution to all of life’s problems or we’ve been told that it’s a finish line of some sort, when it really is more of a choice that we have to make every day to live fully with joy and laughter, and focus on all the good in life— despite the obstacles that come our way.
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calictii

It was 100 degrees and I melted. This was such a good look.

My managers fucking love me. Don’t be listening to nobody who says you can’t accomplish things Just cause your mouth don’t work. Go forth! Accomplish things! Follow people around repeating your message until they listen to you! He/him

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Just to clear things up.

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thatoddboy

I would never suggest putting those links in a reply so they can be accessed from tumblr.

[Images: Tweets by ALT-Immigration ( @ALT_uscis ), and one by Arianrhod7 ( @Arianrhod_777 ); transcripts and links follow]

ALT-Immigration: Contrary to the rumors, I am not organizing the biggest protest outside every ICE detention center including private detention centers nationwide on July First. Falsehood.

One person can not organize civil protests at all of these immigration detention centers. [Attached is a map of the US with immigration detention centers marked.]

I mean, the idea of having over a million people drive up to the nearest ICETAPO DETENTION CENTER and make a day out of it is just ridiculous. Even if chances are there is a detention center within an hour drive of where most live

One last correction: I definitely did not come up with the idea of bringing diapers, baby formula, children books and toys to throw over immigration detention fences.

Forgot to link to all icetapo detention centers. This just proves no one can pull it off.  https://www.ice.gov/detention-facilities

FYI June 30th is the anniversary of the Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965 signed by President Lyndon Johnson at the foot of the Statue of Liberty. I would have picked June 30th and not July 1st if i were part of this. [Pic of the Statue of Liberty attached.]

No one volunteered to create a google doc with the list of all the ICE detention centers per state from that link and make it available to everyone to see and organize locally, carpool etc.

to end this thread. I was asked on a date by the Goons who do this. I do not feel like giving them a second date at the moment until at least after the World Cup is over. Busy. [In response to/attached link/pic of two people on their phones in front of the Twitter logo; caption reads, “Twitter sues federal government to keep anti-Trump user @ALT_uscis anonymous…”]

Arianrhod: Nor would I ever post a link that also shows the county jails being used to hold immigrants https://www.freedomforimmigrants.org/detention-statistics/

Oh dear, I seem to have fallen on my keyboard and transcribed all of the above tweets, with full links included! How clumsy of me!

And it didn’t even end there: I was so uncoordinated, I happened to stumble upon a google doc for arranging carpools, as was absolutely not suggested by ALT-Immigration. I only hope I’m not so clumsy as to accidentally include a link to it in this post.

Source: twitter.com
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So yesterday I went for a job at a coffee shop called Costa. They were all friendly there, but the best part was how accommodating they were

I told them I was autistic, and rather than seem nervous or unsure about it, they treated me well. As soon as it was said, they were all, “Oh don’t worry!”, and, “We’ll just have you do this task today and get you to other things another day. That way you won’t feel overwhelmed”. And when I did make a bigger mistake, rather than talk down to me, they were calm and understanding of it

It’s little things like this that more companies should do. Stuff like this can really help an autistic person feel less overloaded in the workplace

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lenn-ey
On Jupiter there is an ancient storm bigger than earth that’s been blowing since before we were born. There’s no way to imagine it. It is a storm that could consume everyone you know, everywhere they had been, the site of every thought and feeling humans have ever had.
… I was hoping you’d say, “get behind me” or “I rebuke you” like you’re supposed to. Won’t you let me feel like a real devil for a moment?
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