On Led Zeppelin as criteria for a man’s attractiveness
Guys. People. Friends. Comrades. You all.
So. Mary and John’s first date. You know. Mary and John, soulmates. Got married. Had children. Had sex in the Impala. You know, those two people who canonically had sex and it’s strongly implied they did it in the car among other places. Those two people who were sexually attracted to each other and happily decided to do the do together.
Alright. Mary and John’s first date.
You bumped into a big marine and you knocked him right on his ass. You were embarrassed and he laughed it off, said you could make it up to him with a cup of coffee. So you went to, uh, Mulroni’s, and you talked, and he was… cute, and he knew the words to every Zeppelin song. So when he asked you for your number, you gave it to him, even though you knew your dad would be pissed.
Let me reiterate it for you:
On Mary and John’s first date, Mary inquired John about his knowledge of Led Zeppelin.
Mary decided to give her number to this guy because he was cute and knew Led Zeppelin very very well.
In fact, Mary knew her father wouldn’t be happy about it, but she decided that angering her father was worth it, as John was cute and knew Led Zeppelin very well.
Mary judges a man’s attractiveness according to their knowledge of Led Zeppelin. If a man knows Led Zeppelin very very well, the guy is sexy. In fact, sexy enough that she can ignore her father’s opinions about who she’s allowed to be with.
Long story short, Mary decided that she and John should have sex in the Impala thanks to his extensive knowledge of Led Zeppelin.
*Cathryn Humphris laughing in the distance*
There’s been a lot of meta and speculation over the years about how Dean may be similar to his mother. So far in S12, not seeing anything that contradicts those conclusions…
