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Kalidas ~ he/they ~ INFP ~ This is basically a fandom blog at this point so come on in and enjoy the chaos! ~ header from google, pfp from the Children of the Whales anime
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Hi~!

This is my introduction post that I should have done when I joined Tumblr but I have been blind to Tumblr etiquette until recently-

I'm Leka, I'm an INFP and I currently identify as transmasc nonbinary boyflux and bisexual demisexual (questioning aceflux?) with he/they pronouns.

I am also a pimo member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, or more commonly known as the Mormon Church.

I usually post random stuff with not very much organisation, often about one or more of my current hyperfixations!

Warning, I do post some creepy content, usually reblogged from another creator, especially (but not only) in the OMORI, Ghost And Pals, The Owl House, Little Shop of Horrors, Heathers, Toilet Bound Hanako-kun, Alice in Borderland, School Bus Graveyard and Lake of Voices fandoms. I also like yandere content, so if you don't like yanderes or they make you uncomfortable, feel free to filter/avoid those posts (although most of those types of posts are usually just things I find and reblog)!

Please don't come at me or interact solely for hate purposes, I am not trying to offend anyone. If you don't like what I post, or who I am, or what I stand for, no one is forcing you to interact with my account.

DNI:

Basic DNIs, e.g queerphobes / transphobes / homophobes, pedophiles / MAPs, proshippers, antis, people who ship irl people (including kpop idols), racists, fascists, sexists, misogynistic people

Also just anyone who's trying to start a fight with me because I am not here to be sucked into discourse.

Fandom list:

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ozym4ndi4s

Okay this may just be me throwing some dumbass idea out there but I started playing deltarune again today and god bless Transmasc susie (some epic ass bro name. Probably named himself after a crime.) LIKE I KNOW. OF TRANSFEM SUSIE. AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT. FUCKING GIRLBOSS. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SOGGY CATNESS AND ANGST OF A TEENAGE TRANSMASC WITH MOMMY ISSUES. AND HE'S A PURPLE DINO. This is something that literally has been hibernating in the back of my head for fucking. MONTHS. on end.

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they're gonna clean up your looks with all the lies in the books
to make a citizen outta you because they sleep with a gun
and keep an eye on you, son so they can watch all the things you do
BECAUSE THE DRUGS NEVER WORK THEY GONNA GIVE YOU A SMIRK
CUZ THEY GOT METHODS OF KEEPIN YOU CLEAN THEY'RE GONNA RIP UP YOUR HEADS
YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHREDS ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE
THEY SAY,
ALL TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME
THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE'LL BLEED SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES
AND STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE MAYBE THEY'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT NOT ME
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eye twitches violently

dont do this to me

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i will do this to you

you're my mcr moot

deal with it <3

NAUUURRR

*falls to my knees*

i'm.... im not okay </3

Well, if you wanted honesty That's all you had to say I never want to let you down Or have you go, it's better off this way For all the dirty looks The photographs your boyfriend took Remember when you broke your foot From jumping out the second floor? I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay You wear me out What will it take to show you That it's not the life it seems? (I'm not okay) I've told you time and time again You sing the words but don't know what it means (I'm not okay) To be a joke and look Another line without a hook I held you close as we both shook For the last time, take a good hard look I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay You wear me out

yknow what i think im gonna have to kill all my friends now.

noooooooo

let me be the first pls <3

BWHAHAHA its a mcr song ref!

OH OH OK I ONLY KNOW LIKE 6 SONGS SO FAR SKJDFHKDHJSGHSKJHG

Its like. 'Black Parade Bside' "Kill all Your Friends' its fire honestly

ooh nice thanks

i'm planning to listen to the whole welcome to the black parade album when i have time to start off

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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

i got bodyslammed by a wave as a kid and never trusted the ocean since

I also have some extra teeth

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evence495

I have a scar under my eye from a tooth getting embedded there

Every major injury I’ve had was caused by clumsiness; I split my head on a bench because I tripped on my shoelaces, I’ve fractured fingers slamming them in car doors and falling down the stairs, and gotten a concussion scootering full speed straight into a metal pole because I wasn’t wearing my glasses.

as a little child I once let go of the chains on the swing and flew off. I hit my head on the wood thing on the edge of the playground and I don't rlly remember what happened next

I was adopted as an embryo, meaning embryo me was sitting in a freezer for 7 years before I was transfered to my mother and born. Pretty legitness idk👍

@moonbiine @thurio-edau @piigeonss no pressure lore drop

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piigeonss

i think you won this game

Thx for the tag <3

I used to wear earrings, but after i got an infection TWICE, i now have a fear of any and all piercings

No pressure: @whatsuplin @niredsw

also @bvnnyl0v3r bc you’re interesting

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whatsuplin

I now have a beef with my chem teacher becuz i ate leftovers of my ice-cream from the break in her class🕴️

No pressure tags, y'all are interesting ilysm

I went sledding and hit a speed bump then went flying and as it turned out the snow was ice and jammed my wrist and my nose was bleeding and now I’m scared of sledding.

HEHE IM SPECIAL I WAS TAGGED TWICE

(NONPRESSURE)

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d011zk1ll

Lol I was literally walking around without a thumbnail for two years and then it just grew back

I broke my left pinky while playing Frisbee at a pumpkin patch. blame the girlscouts

Thx for the tag fren.

I had two seizures when i was younger due to my body heating up too fast

I am missing 2 teeth, I got told by one dentist they wouldn't grow and then another said they would and then later another told me they just weren't there lol so I guess that's interesting? (I then later got braces and you can hardly tell they were missing to start with)

@mysticsoulgirl @loeden @addverrbb and any one else welcome too c:

Mao same anyone can join

My vision started deteriorating after I tripped and caught the floor with my 2 front teeth and slowed after getting glasses

Siblings can transmit pain to other siblings and sometimes share dreams

Mao same anyone can join

Took me a minute to think of something but,

Someone once tried to frame me for a kill list at school (with their barely legible handwriting when I have good handwriting)

Not only that, it was on a day I wasn’t even there and had a doctors note to prove it.

I once got my wrist broken in two paces by a cousin close to my growth plate and the first ER we went to told my parents that it was a fracture and I was stuck in an uncomfortable brace for like 3-4 weeks until a doctors visit said “No, that is a broken wrist you need a cast not a brace” so I got put in a brace for like 4 months so it could heal. A teacher even took my brace cause I kept messing with it cause it was crazy uncomfortable and even hurt a bit.

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ghostdoodlen

I have a scar on the top of my nose between my eyes that almost touches one eye. I got it jumping off a bunk bed and hitting a ceiling fan and having to get stitches as a kid. I get anxious about it but I love it regardless

I have a bad tendency of getting lost anywhere and going into stranger's cars when I'm walking down the street and they ask if I need a ride. But it's okay cuz I turned down the last one. Learning my lesson 💪

I thought for the first 14 years of my life I was an identical twin but turns out I'm fraternal. I look exactly like my mom and she looks like my dad but we can pass off as each other and have successfully.

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kashlyn

Ever since I was a child I felt insecure on how dirty my ears felt so much so that I would always clean them with a cotton bud/swab at least twice a day. It all went downhill at the age of 13 when a piece of cotton got stuck in my ear and I had to go see a doctor because my ears started to bleed and I couldn't hear anything. Sadly, I never grew out of that habit and now take medicine for my ears.

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bloggerspam

Oh! uhm. Hm. this puts me on the spot.

One time, i took like 5 shots of vodka and then went to the bathroom to do my business. i was wearing a skirt and leggings and i get really warm when im tipsy/drunk, so i was like "enough of this" so just as the toilet finishes flushing im trying to take off my leggings (ive pulled up everything else at this point i was decent) but tripped bc my shoes were on (it was a shoes on house) and spun and tripped, and the bridge of my nose hit the tank as it was filling back up (with clean water!) and shattered it.

My nose did not even turn red.

so anyway if you see this i tag you!

When I was 7 I saw a movie where some guy swung on some drapes. My friend's house had some big curtains so I tried to swing on them and I ended up tearing them off from where they were secured on the ceiling. The beam hit me on the head.

I didn't want to get into trouble so I ran outside and pretended that I was playing in the backyard the whole time. I haven't told anyone this until now.

I was at the splash pad when I was like 9 with my maybe 1 or two year old niece at the time and my sister

I was running for the sidewalk so I could wipe the water out of my eyes without more water immediately replacing it and misjudged and ran into the side of the sidewalk and had the whole toenail of my big toe on my left foot ripped off because I stubbed it so hard.

It took like 2 months to grow back, I think

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brokenstar28

i have never eaten lasagna.

Oh me neither!

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goodbye432

there was a few years in my childhood where everyone thought I had cancer but I rlly just hadn’t gotten the right diagnosis yet

I am 100% nerodivergent. I have them all diagnosed by a doctor.

Fear me

I pressed a Spanish noseband to the back of my hand

BIG MISTAKE

very cool scar though 👍 0/10 would not do again

As a kid I used to never laugh because when I did people would critisize me for it.

you get a seperate section because ily

Oh as a kid I cried like a lot a lot and when 13 I stopped because I grew the fuck up

I used to do competitive dance but I didn't have the trust nor flexibility to do any acrobatics so I never really placed

i was in a wave pool with my family once and two people were playing in their buoys and they were slamming into each other for fun but then i ended up between them somehow so i drowned (⁠≧⁠ω≦⁠)

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cceanvvaves

i have no idea what to write in these but ehhh there was this time i was in another country for a vacation and i sorta got separated from my dad. i have this thing where i cling onto my parents' arm so i clung onto the nearest arm only to look up and realize it was a stranger of whom i didnt even speak the same language.

and this happened TWICE

TWICE? dam

well, once when i was around 4 i tripped and hit my head on this wooden table, and i don't mean planks, i mean mahogany. well, i somehow managed to CRACK THE TABLE instead of hurting my head. we sold the table off a month ago and last time i saw the crack is still there

DANG

My story is pretty similar. when I was younger my sister had gotten a cake and my parents put it on a tall counter so I couldn't reach it. so I grabbed a rolling chair and stood on it and leaned over to get the cake. the chair slipped and I fell head first into a whole bunch of electronics, taking the cake with me. we went to the doctors and found out I had fractured my skull and given myself a concussion and I couldn't stay away for more then an hour or so for the next few days

Damn-

When i was younger (i cant remember how old i was i just know it was pre-covid so younger than 11) i somehow slid face first down a twisty rockwall cuz i was stupid 👍

when I was younger (about a year after Covid) I rode a dirt bike for the first time but forgot the break and flipped the bike and my leg was trapped under it, I got a solid c shaped scar on my knee

my other blogs has already answered this but I have so many fun stories to share

I was playing on my DS and walking out of a doctor's office. this office had a sliding glass door, but also glass next to the door so was like glass door glass. I walked straight into the glass, missing the sliding glass door, bouncing off of it like a cartoon character. surprisingly my DS wasn't broken

open tags :D

I accidentally stabbed my thumb with a pencil when I was in third grade, and a piece of the graphite broke off and is still visible under my skin

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jadegr8

when i was 7 i had a little light-blue stapler with blue glitter stapler needles and was dumb enough to put one right through my thumb while doing homework (i was bored and fidgeted with it) with my mom in the room. i was so quiet while doing this AND pulling the pin out of my thumb again that she didn't even notice (i also never told her, all out of embarrassment) and it's a wonder i didn't get tetanus from the cheap old metal or blood poisoning from the glitter :')

When i was in kindergarten a kid stuck a tooth pick on the foam top of a wobbly stool and i sat down on it and broke my hymen i bled alot and was too scared to tell anyone, i think its pretty funny and im surprised it didn’t get infected…

i once lost an adult tooth as a kid from getting faceslammed against my bed headboard

it got put back in tho so it's fine

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they're gonna clean up your looks with all the lies in the books
to make a citizen outta you because they sleep with a gun
and keep an eye on you, son so they can watch all the things you do
BECAUSE THE DRUGS NEVER WORK THEY GONNA GIVE YOU A SMIRK
CUZ THEY GOT METHODS OF KEEPIN YOU CLEAN THEY'RE GONNA RIP UP YOUR HEADS
YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHREDS ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE
THEY SAY,
ALL TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME
THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE'LL BLEED SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES
AND STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE MAYBE THEY'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT NOT ME
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eye twitches violently

dont do this to me

Avatar

i will do this to you

you're my mcr moot

deal with it <3

NAUUURRR

*falls to my knees*

i'm.... im not okay </3

Well, if you wanted honesty That's all you had to say I never want to let you down Or have you go, it's better off this way For all the dirty looks The photographs your boyfriend took Remember when you broke your foot From jumping out the second floor? I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay You wear me out What will it take to show you That it's not the life it seems? (I'm not okay) I've told you time and time again You sing the words but don't know what it means (I'm not okay) To be a joke and look Another line without a hook I held you close as we both shook For the last time, take a good hard look I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay You wear me out

yknow what i think im gonna have to kill all my friends now.

noooooooo

let me be the first pls <3

BWHAHAHA its a mcr song ref!

OH OH OK I ONLY KNOW LIKE 6 SONGS SO FAR SKJDFHKDHJSGHSKJHG

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they're gonna clean up your looks with all the lies in the books
to make a citizen outta you because they sleep with a gun
and keep an eye on you, son so they can watch all the things you do
BECAUSE THE DRUGS NEVER WORK THEY GONNA GIVE YOU A SMIRK
CUZ THEY GOT METHODS OF KEEPIN YOU CLEAN THEY'RE GONNA RIP UP YOUR HEADS
YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHREDS ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE
THEY SAY,
ALL TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME
THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE'LL BLEED SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES
AND STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE MAYBE THEY'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT NOT ME
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eye twitches violently

dont do this to me

Avatar

i will do this to you

you're my mcr moot

deal with it <3

NAUUURRR

*falls to my knees*

i'm.... im not okay </3

Well, if you wanted honesty That's all you had to say I never want to let you down Or have you go, it's better off this way For all the dirty looks The photographs your boyfriend took Remember when you broke your foot From jumping out the second floor? I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay You wear me out What will it take to show you That it's not the life it seems? (I'm not okay) I've told you time and time again You sing the words but don't know what it means (I'm not okay) To be a joke and look Another line without a hook I held you close as we both shook For the last time, take a good hard look I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay You wear me out

yknow what i think im gonna have to kill all my friends now.

noooooooo

let me be the first pls <3

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