A Hairy Situation
Jesse, shaving his head so that his tattoo stays nice and visible: Well well, who's that handsome devil in the mirror? -winking at himself and taking his sweet time-
Hardcase, annoyed because there's only one electric shaver available due to some past unfortunate circumstances: Jess you're taking ageeeees!!! Let me have a turn! -trying to take the shaver from Jesse's hand-
Jesse, startled: Hey, I'm not done yet! Back off 'Case! -pulling his arm away from Hardcase's reach so that his batcher doesn't take the electric shaver from him-
Hardcase, huffing: No duh you're not done... You keep making googoo eyes at your own karking reflection!!! I gotta bounce before all the good food's gone from the mess!
Jesse, rolling his eyes and grinning at him: Then you shoulda woken up earlier Casey~
Hardcase, frustrated: I DID wake up early! But Kix was already using the shaver and then you cut in line! Come on! Hand it over!!! -still trying to wrestle the shaver out of Jesse's hand-
Jesse, fighting back: HEY!!! Quit it 'Case!
Fives, carefully trimming his goatee and watching the mayhem unfold: Oh this is not ending well.
Echo, putting on some aftershave: Oh for sure... Should we do something about it?
Fives: Like the captain would say, 'Not my circus, not my monkeys'.
Jesse & Hardcase, both struggling over the still working shaver and moving about in the packed 'fresher: GIVE IT UP YA DI'KUT!!! -flailing about dangerously close to Tup who's too busy talking to Dogma to notice the ongoing struggle-
Fives, noticing what's about to happen: Oh kark that's not good... Jesse, Hardcase stop!!!
Echo, yelping: Tup watch out!
Hardcase, distracted by the Domino Twins: Uh? -lets go of Jesse's arm without warning-
Jesse, accidentally shaves part of Tup's head due to over-correcting his stance and swinging his arm wildly: OH SHIT!!!
Echo & Fives, gawking in horror:
Hardcase, trying to process what just happened:
Jesse, horrified: Oh maker! Tup I'm so sorry vod'ika!!!
Tup staring blankly:
Jesse, concerned: .... T-Tup?
Tup, slowly turning to stare blankly at Jesse:
Dogma, looking at Jesse and Hardcase and sighing because he knows what's coming: .... Run.
Tup, eye twitching from sheer fury: THIS TOOK ME AGES TO GROW OUT!!!
Jesse & Hardcase, both screaming and running away for their lives:
Tup, running after them with murderous intent: COME BACK HERE YOU LASERBRAINED PAIR OF DI'KUTLA SHABUIRS!!!
Dogma: ... Guess it's my turn with the shaver.
Echo: Aren't you going to help them???
Dogma, staring at Echo incredulously: And get in between an angry Tup and the objects of his ire? No thank you. I value my life...
Fives: Fair enough.