Just a brain

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003) S02E02 ♱ Some Assembly Required

A couple of years ago I was tidying a rarely-tidied storage space, and found this painting that I bought long pre-transition (and then hid away, and eventually forgot about), because I had been captivated by the beauty of it, and wished dearly that it could be me, and settled for "in another life", and now, it's basically me (if I put my hair up):

...even down to the small boobs and big hands and that dress, and this is what I thought I could never be

thread count is a lie perpetrated by Big Bedsheets. what really matters is the material.

i said this as a joke but then i googled this and

turns out i was right?????? high thread count IS a lie?????

Like clockwork

For reference

Oh lord you weren’t exaggerating… 😬

If you have the time and flexibility, you can also try out libreoffice.

Just did this on November 14th, 2024, so this is very current!

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

[ID: tags: "#that wasn't a lie though the big ball did go night night #it went to the great night night that awaits us all" /end ID]

Mob!Loki: You like berries, don't you?

Get rid of the wires around the cups and I'll wear it!

Is that a promise?

from this post^ tried to reblog but it didnt work :/

really. actual "et cetera" is not an option here?

Et cetera LIKE IT’S SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

We’re coming close to ten years on this puppy

new variant on “your boos mean nothing; I’ve seen what makes you cheer”

"Your thirst means nothing; I've seen what makes you horny."

i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here

Apex Predator

The commitment to the bit! The t-shirt that names the over-the-counter pain killer this man will have to take after this Oscar-winning performance!

I heard "America was founded by religious extremists who were kicked out of their own country" when I was a kid in the 1990s...but I heard it from my parents. They were Unitarian Universalists and super not interested in starry-eyed veneration of extremist Christian sects. At school it was exclusively the "fled to escape persecution" narrative.

It's so much better on loop