Flutiebear: Rambling My Way Through Thedas

"Stop Wait a minute Fill my cup put some liquor in it”

because I’ve seen some people requesting femhawke~

OMG Thank you, niklisson!!! :D

Edit: Srsly though, between the f!Hawke update, the purple coat being carried over in both versions (cause srsly, it’d be purple!Hawke involved in this crossover) and some smooth fucking hats on DA characters, there’s not much more for me to love here.

SPAM SPAM SPAM.

So, my genderbent Varric isn’t finished, but it was done enough to get a quick photoshoot in and I AM SO PUMPED.

I need to finish stitching on a few more bits of embroidery, make the actual boot cuffs, attach the trim to the coat, draw the pattern onto the pants, make a tank top to match, touch up Bianca, and find the goddamn earrings I bought for this, BUT THEN. THEN..

"Never fear, Varric is here!"

"Andraste’s sanctified ass!"

"Bianca, baby, introduce yourself!"

..Pretty much I’ll just run around screaming Varric quotes, harassing every Cassandra I see with my copy of Swords & Shields. 

(I’ll be crazy spamming my FB page too: http://www.facebook.com/paniccosplay)

SO AMAZING!!!!

this is perfect, just see the whole post.

i tried and therefore no one should criticize me

that country Hawke girl walking around with no hat! No gloves! The impropriety!

also she’s taller than Fenris because she wears shoooooooes

SHUT UP WITH THAT TOP HAT AND THOSE COLLARS

GOD BIANCA HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME

WHO EVEN GAVE YOU THE RIGHT