so you know that whole thing about cullen looking scarily close to zapp brannigan
well
FUCKING
Headcanon: Cullen’s massive social anxiety and that lead him to flee in terror when the warden hit on him was not an old condition, but one that developed when he dismally failed to seduce Wynne with the finest Orlaisian shampaggin.
ZEKE I SWEAR TO GOD IM GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER
REBLOGGING TO REMIND EVERYONE MY BFF ZEKE IS AWFUL AND LITERALLY THE WORST