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Flutiebear: Rambling My Way Through Thedas

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I am become Flutie, Destroyer of Salads.

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#dragon age inquisition #i have a feeling that the only reason there are straight-only romances in this game was compromise #that TPTB would only let homosexual-only romances fly as long as there were straight-onnly ones as well #and don't get me wrong #i'm ALL about dorian and sera being one-way streets #but like #what does it really add to have straight-only romances?#great yay you're like every other game out there #yawn #you're a fantasy game and yet you can't even have cassandra smooching a lady #*sigh*

#i have rewritten this wank scene like six times #and it gets worse every time #for crying out loud #i am a woman #i masturbate regularly #i'm not embarassed by it or anything #so why is it so fucking hard to write?#is it because you sort of lose yourself in it?#you're not paying attention to the actions or the feelings #you're just in the moment #that has to be it #but like #i can write sex scenes just fine #so what's the deal #maybe it's because with sex you're never completely in the moment #you're always thinking about how to please the other person as well as please yourself #but masturbation #it's just about you #you're not accountable to anybody or anything for what you're feeling #which is why it's so hard to recall specifics when trying to write a scene #wow #these tags took me to some unexpected places #self-reflection in a tag essay #this has been a weird day #all thanks to masturbation

i will never be over the two empty "mats" in the Hawke household where, presumably, two more DLC statues would have gone.

NEVER

#torturedgollum.gif #is basically my mascot for this playthrough #da2 #dragon age 2 #GOD #i would have traded ALL the DLC for DAO #and even Awakening #for more DA2 DLC #ok that's a lie #nobody's taking my shale from me #but like #MOST OF IT OK #i didn' even play leiliana's song or the darkspawn one #take those #and give me 20 hours of anders playing with cats

Is it normal to coo over how disgustingly cute an ex-boyfriend is being with his new girlfriend?

Because omg they're fucking adorable.

#and it's not just any old ex boyfriend either #but like #THE exboyfriend #the biggie #you know #anyway i saw him basically sort of propose to his girlfriend on facebook?#like hey if we ever get married/babe its not a question of if but when #and my heart just exploded in unicorns and bubbles and kittens #i guess after all this time i really have gotten to the space where I just want him to be happy #which is kind of awesome on its own #fuck yeah maturity #and this has become one hell of a confession in tag form #whatever nobody reads tags anyway mua ha ha

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