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Flutiebear: Rambling My Way Through Thedas

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I am become Flutie, Destroyer of Salads.
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SUMMARY: Gwaelin learns how long she'd been captive. The art of conversation is explored. Music, of a sort, occurs. 

"Thou never hadst companions on thy quest? Not a one?"
The corner of Alef's mouth quirked. "Most of thy subjects, Princess, loveth their lives enough not to throweth them away."
"But not thee," Gwaelin felt compelled to point out.
"Not me," he said simply, as if it really was that simple. And maybe to him, it was.
"Yet thou hast traveled all over Alefgard." His armor was Rimuldaran; his shield Garinham-make. Who even knew where he himself had come from—anywhere, nowhere. Impossible Alef, who sprang from the dirt full-formed and ready to save the world. "Thou must have friends all over the isles."
He snorted. "Allies, mayhap. Opportunistic shopkeeps willing to sell me arms at extravagant prices." A particularly wide puddle commanded his full attention for a moment, and as he hopped over it, Gwaelin had a momentary sense of weightlessness. "Yet not a soul with whom to converse."
"Nor have I had anyone these many—" She swallowed, hard, "—months. So I understand thy loneliness well." Something inside Gwaelin's ribcage tugged, hard. But maybe it was just Alef's foot finding solid earth once more.
Alef frowned at a rock on the ground. "I spake not of loneliness."
"Thou didst not need to."
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6ish SS: New Chapter Edition

My new (yet probably still very ambitious) goal is to get at least one new chapter of Invincible Summer out a month. Here’s the opener to the next chapter, which picks up right where the last left off (Erik touching his hand to the Yggdrasil root in Havens Above)...

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Matzah is the “bread of affliction” and at the same time, the “bread of freedom.” On the one hand, the matzah our ancestors ate when they left Egypt was literally their first taste of freedom. On the other hand, the Haggadah reminds us it is the “the bread of poverty.” How can it be both? The meaning lies not in the bread, but in the conditions under which it is eaten. Even the richest bread eaten when one is enslaved becomes the bread of poverty. But the poorest bread eaten under freedom represents redemption. The matzah tells us: bless what you eat but never forget that once, you were hungry. The contradiction between the bread of freedom and the bread of affliction is solved by our attitude.
And it is softened by time. Think about it: the only difference between chametz and matzah is time. Eighteen minutes of baking is all that is allowed to make matzah. Eighteen minutes is all that stands between kosher and not, between leavened and unleavened. The ingredients are exactly the same: flour and water. Only time stands between them.

Rabbi Elyse Goldstein

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top 5 luminerik moments in canon GO :)

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YOU-

you come into MY house and expect me to choose between all of the precious moments I horde like treasure, to choose between all the random little snatches of time that my sweet dumpster boys, my trash children, even LOOKED at each other, I mean the nerve of some people. 

ANYWAY, on that note, I love this question and I would happily talk about it for hours. Here we go.

FIRST would have to be Gondolia, Act I - both a) when Erik dives in front of Jasper’s spell, the Luminary turns and is like ‘fuck that’s my boyfriend’ and my sweet son?? just tells him to run away? Like it’s possible for him to ditch his true love I just -

Then Serena’s metal ass just grabs the Luminary and nopes out. This girl kills me.

and b) the fucking Disney Princess rescue. We’re slipping through the canals, we sneaking around, we’re getting Erik back dammit because I love him the Luminary loves him. So perfectly angsty and beautiful. I live for that shit.

SECOND I dunno BETTER BE THE HORSEBACK SAVE I mean, again, this is some more Disney garbage right here - Luminary’s down, enemies are fast approaching, and best boy just swoops out of nowhere and scoops that kid up onto his horse like a knight in shining armor, beautiful, spectacular, amazing

THIRD has gotta be “I’ll take it from here” at the Crucible while forging the Sword of Light. That just gutted me. It’s just such a beautiful testament to their whole relationship and what they’ve been through so far, Erik keeps him going and now I’m crying

FOURTH Probably The Look between these two when Erik thinks he’s going to have to kill Mia when she’s going all aggro after you defeat Gyldygga, and the Luminary stops him, and they just, the look? They just know? And then they go all battle couple to get Erik to Mia. We love a good Battle Couple.

FIVE of course I have to mention Leap of Faith. These two just escaped jail together, ran from a dragon, from more guards, they don’t even know each other’s names but they’re going to take a romantic high dive off a cliff to their deaths probably and they just yolo off that shit into the sunset I love it.

BONUS for like everytime Erik does his little reach out or shoulder grab & squeeze because I am weak and shipper trash and I live for every second that these two share a scene. 

I probably missed several because as it happens, it has now been a few months since I’ve played and I’ve spent a real long time in fanfic hell and it tends to blur together. But those were the ones that came to mind first. Thanks this was beautiful and now I’m dying of Luminerik feels. We were robbed, I tell you, robbed.

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All of these are great, 11/10 Fluties recommend

also that sly little knowing comment Sylvando makes about how you and Erik are “like brothers” and how he wishes it were him that had been locked up in prison so that he could be as close to you as Erik was

like

that really happened in canon

in a JRPG

HOW

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There were too many holes left in the world, thought Erik.
He leaned his elbows over the railing of the Salty Stallion and gazed up at the stars—or, rather, at the dark pit where one star in particular was missing. Erdwin's Lantern had left no scar in the heavens when it fell, no ruined constellation to remind stargazers that it had ever been. Yet in Erik's estimation the sky hadn't quite seemed right since the red star had fallen, not even with Yggdrasil's light long ago restored. There was still too much darkness, where light ought to be.
But that was only to be expected, he supposed, in a world without its Luminary.
With Yggdrasil revived, balance had been restored, or so the bards liked to sing. But Erik had a hard time believing it. Erdrea had lost her legendary savior, her Guiding Light. And Erik, selfish as he was, couldn't help but feel that he had lost something far more precious.

A grieving Erik sets out on a quest that could bring back the one treasure he longs for most. Set three years after the beginning of Act 3. Spoilers through the events at The Tower Of Lost Time.

The Great Flutie Fix-It begins...

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We Are The Metalquisition: A Dragon Age Heavy Metal Fanmix Time to rock out with your Rift out!!! I decided to get ready for Dragon Age: Inquisition by creating a playlist of some of my favorite heavy metal tunes. Hope you enjoy!

Inquisitor: The Hand, Hellion Inside my hand lies my destiny…
The Rift: Light Up The Sky, Van Halen Ooh, momma, see the firelight/ooh, lightin' up the sky
Leliana: Shot in the Dark, Ozzy Osbourne Paid for the kill, but it doesn't seem right/Something there I can't believe in.
Cullen: Armor and Sword, Rush Sometimes the need is too great/ for the solace we seek/The suit of shining armor/ becomes a keen and bloody sword.
Josephine:  Mama, I'm Coming Home, Ozzy You had me hypnotized, yeah/Lost and found and turned around/By the fire in your eyes
Dorian: Leather Rebel, Judas Priest Like a renegade,/All alone I walk through fire/'Til I crash and blaze/I'm living on the edge
Sera: We're Not Gonna Take It, Twisted Sister We'll fight the powers that be,/Just don't pick our destiny,/ 'Cause you don't know us. You don't belong.
Solas: Desiderio Omnibus, Anubis Gate I'm set on going deep/Through mind-expanding sleep/To the end and beyond
Cassandra: Mother of Mercy, Iron Maiden I'm just a lonely soldier fighting in a bloody hopeless war/Don't know what I'm fighting, who it is, or what I'm fighting for
Blackwall: Hard Rock Hallelujah, Lordi The walls come down like thunder/ The rock's about to roll/It's the Arockalypse/Now bare your soul
Vivienne: Angel Witch, Angel Witch If only you could feel for me that I feel for you/Why do you ignore me, angel?
The Iron Bull: Freak Like Me, Halestorm They can't hold you down/You were born to rise!
Cole: Fear of the Dark, Iron Maiden Maybe your mind is playing tricks on you./You sense and suddenly, eyes fix/ On dancing shadows from behind.
Varric:Rainbow in the Dark, Dio We're a lie, you and I/We are words without a rhyme
Bonus Hawke Cameo!!!: Standing on the Edge of the World, The Breton Sound Everybody's going out their mind/ But as for me? I'm fine.
The Inquisition: Symphony of Destruction, Megadeth Just like the Pied Piper/Led rats through the streets/We dance like marionettes/Swaying to the symphony of destruction.
A Good Old Fashioned Drinking Song (we'll need it!): Here's to Us, Halestorm Fill the glass/'Cause the last few days/Have kicked my ass
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i wish i hadn't replied directly on that thread because it derails from the point of the post, which is that generally fandom perceives Merrill as a child not a woman, and it's something I 110% agree with

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maybe there's a message in naomi's windows?

Jerry Wanek tweeted earlier today that there was a certain pattern to Naomi’s windows that nobody had picked up on yet. At first, I thought it was just a visual reference to an old computer punch card, meaning that Naomi was Heaven’s “programmer”, so to speak.

But when Jim Michaels tweeted back, “Is it Morse Code”, that got me thinking — what if there were a hidden message in the pattern?

Thanks to jkateel for the screencaps

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 The official answer is crosses on the side wall? 

So yeah, a lot less fun than it could have been. 

Oh. Uh. Well. I guess that's cool too.

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