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Flutiebear: Rambling My Way Through Thedas

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Rin is proud, but also very slow. So however will she and Archer manage to explore all of Fuyuki in a single day?

Takes place in the Prologue of Fate Stay Night/Unlimited Blade Works, shortly after Rin has summoned Archer.

"What are you doing?" she snaps, her voice high and slightly strangled.
Archer tilts his head in confusion. There's something familiar in the gesture; Rin wishes she could place it. She knows she's seen it before, maybe in a book somewhere. In any case, it isn't helping her embarrassment any. "I'm carrying you," he says, as if it's the most obvious thing in the world.
"I'm not a baby," she sniffs. "I can walk."
His lip curls the faintest amount. "My Master, the future winner of the Holy Grail War, the most powerful magus in Fuyuki, wishes to spend her time—walking."
Well, when he puts it like that…
No. Rin crosses her arms over her chest. She won't let him make her feel weird about this. She can't. "People walk places, Archer. Even magi."
"Maybe," he acknowledges. "But those with Servants have faster methods. Did you not say you wanted to explore all of Fuyuki in one day? We cannot do so letting the legs of a teenage girl set the pace."
Rin's brow gathers at the words teenage girl. She's not sure how old Archer is, but he doesn't look all that much older than her. Then again, from everything she's read, age doesn't work the same way for Servants. He could be a 500-year-old fox demon, for all she knows; or he could be King Tutankhamen, crowned at 9 and dead at 18. The Grail jumbles it all up and spits out what it wants. "My legs are just fine, thank you very much."
Archer's eyes briefly dip downward, then back again. If he has thoughts on her legs, he doesn't show them. "I am merely attempting to carry out my Master's wishes. As she has commanded me to do," he adds grumpily.
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OTP meme, Rowan/Erik, and because my brand is being horny-on-main: 11, 20, 33, 40, 52, 68, 82 (for modern!au, I guess), and, because I'm a softie also, 47

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Oh, you.

Naughty-ish headcanons under the cut.

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thoughts on da2 and tattooing

i just realized that carver really likes tattoos

for him they represent belonging, fraternity and adulthood; as being marked as part of something greater. his mabari tattoo symbolizes the virtues he holds dear, the virtues by which he tries to live his life: strength, of course, but also loyalty, determination, simplicity.

and merrill also has tattoos, of course, all over her face.

and for her too they mean something greater than herself: they represent her coming of age, her belonging to the Dalish tradition; and the exact pattern she has is of religious significance, a tribute to a specific God or Goddess (hers is Falon'Din, right?), suggesting the pattern symbolizes certain virtues or positive traits --

look it's a match made in tattoo parlor heaven ok

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dirty spells

I suddenly have a lot of feels about that Legacy dialogue in which we learn Merrill was looking at Anders's books for dirty spells.

why

Merrill: I admit it. I was hoping you'd have, um, dirty spells. Anders: Dirty spells? Merrill: You know! To, um, make things more exciting. Oh, I shouldn't have said anything.

Like, if she's in a romance with Hawke, I get it, yeah. But if she's not, the dialogue still triggers... so then who exactly is she trying to make things more exciting for? Herself? An unknown beau? Somebody else?

Carver: Don't look at me. I haven't given her a hairy anything. Not that it's your business.

okay what is going on here

why are you two being so defensive

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