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Flutiebear: Rambling My Way Through Thedas

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I am become Flutie, Destroyer of Salads.
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I have had a WILD RIDE of a week, and it's only fucking Tuesday. I need some headcanons to get me through this last day, STAT. How about headcanons on how your fave characters interact with ridiculously rich people at fancy parties.

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STAT MEANS NOW

So at a fancy rich party, Sylvando would, of course, be in the thick of it. Some might scorn him at first, for he is brazen and bold and loud, but by the middle of the night he’s the life of the party and has no less than 8 suitors and 3 marriage proposals. 

Erik finds a wall to hold up and stations himself near a hidden corner where he can watch the festivities from a distance. He’s pretty and aloof, so of course people approach him. He eyes them with distaste and no small amount of jealousy - he’s never had such opulence, and he figures the people here have never had to work until their fingers bled. He keeps one eye on Rowan always and the other on all the senselessly expensive decor - he almost certainly nicks something small and leaves with it in his pocket.

Rowan, as established, is not the biggest fan of parties. He is dragged into conversation more often than not as people fawn over him for his titles more than his accomplishments, but he doesn’t know how to play The Game™ and is more than a little socially awkward. He wants nothing more than to hide in the corner with Erik and mock. He escapes whenever he can.

Rab wanders from group to group and boasts about Dundrasil and his grandson and their adventures to any and all who clamor for the attention and favor of a Lord/Former King. 

Serena hangs out by the sweets and makes random and sincere conversation with strangers and compliments people’s hair and wardrobe choices. Veronica hovers near her sister, but rarely interacts. She kinda would rather go hang out in the corner with Erik and Rowan but won’t admit it. She scoffs at vapid, rich partygoers who think themselves better than everyone else simply for their monetary worth, and may or may not light a drape on fire just to liven things up.

While Jade doesn’t love meaningless party chitchat and empty flattery, she has been raised with some clue of how to handle this type of event, and has the natural grace to schmooze with the best of them. Eventually though, socializing wears her down and she probably drags a blushing and reluctant Hendrik into a dance, which she finds far more interesting than anything rich party goers have to prattle on about.

When the curtains start burning, Erik is probably the one to shout fire in a crowded room to watch the chaos ensue.

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marahsarie

Okay, so ospreyarcher's Reciprocity series is absolutely amazing and incredible, and then the latest update went and gave us this bit about Peggy Carter adventure novels and whoops my hand slipped. 

“I’ve been visiting Peggy again,” Steve said. “I’ve been reading her those Peggy Carter books. You know, the ones Simmons likes so much? I got a few of them off Amazon.” He couldn’t help smiling. “They’re awful,” he said. “But they keep popping into my head at odd moments. I’ll be washing the dishes and I think, ‘So how is Peggy going to get out of the pit of poisonous snakes?’” “How did she?” Bucky asked. He sounded alert, amused, interested. Steve managed not to react: it would spook Bucky back in his shell if Steve took notice. “Her nemesis the Russian assassin Tanya Molotova showed up and threw down a rope. ‘No one is allowed to kill you but me,’ said the Golden Tarantula – that’s her nickname – ‘and not until after we’ve defeated the threat of SPARROW.’” “SPARROW?” “The most evil organization the world has ever known,” Steve said solemnly.

Style of titles and covers stolen shamelessly from the Man from U.N.C.L.E. novels, because obviously. But basically? I just need these to exist. 

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ospreyarcher

Oh my God this is the most amazing thing ever and I love it so much. The Peggy Carter novels would be pure idtastic ridiculous glory and Peggy would be shippable with EVERYONE. 

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cesperanza

Wow, this would be a great art project though, right? a collection of these blurbs? With like, the first page “splash” excerpts?  

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ivywitches

every time I read about lavellan being a spy I laugh because I imagine them just straight up walking into the conclave like “what is up my fellow chantry worshipers, praise the andraste” and no one noticing because templars have like 20/200 vision

cadash is better about it and just keeps repeating “FINE DWARVEN CRAFTS, DIRECT FROM ORZIMMAR”

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Wow so Elementary is really well-written.

It's so highly structured: You have these discrete mystery-of-the-week A plots solved by Sherlock (with Joan's reluctant assistance) while the season-long C plot is Joan trying to solve the mystery of Sherlock (with Sherlock's reluctant assistance). And knitting it together is their burgeoning friendship, their trust and connection...AUGH

Some tight writing here. LOVE IT. Can't wait to see where it goes.

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jamesie
And so it is written that the angel Castiel will raise the Righteous Man from the depths of Hell…

I’m Greek/Eastern Orthodox, so I decided to do Cas in the style of our Byzantine icons.  My Greek is horrible so that text maybe all kinds of messed up.

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flutiebear

I've stared at this for hours thinking, "I should really write something for this," but the truth is, there aren't enough words to express how much I love it. Only screaming. And flailing.

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