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#omg my dad might actually be a gnome. i call him disney princess but gnome might be the better fit – @flukeoffate on Tumblr
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FLUKE of FATE

@flukeoffate / flukeoffate.tumblr.com

Courtney. Tumblr Auntie. STOP ASKING ABOUT SKYE I HAVE NO INFO JFC. I make some art and do some cosplay and obess over a few ships. Main fandoms associated: DS9, Tolkien, Star Wars, Sailor Moon, ATLAB, She-Ra, and most recently Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss. Pan/poly. She/her. Sometimes I post more personal things, once in a while you will find a political post. Mostly I'm here to avoid the tragedy that is reality.
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beetledrink

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

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