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@fluffymabari / fluffymabari.tumblr.com

Too many ships | She/her | 30 | Bisexual | Currently working on romancing every Dragon Age character | I might like Fenris the most.... | Original and OC posts tagged with #fluffymabari | I do post NSFW things | This page is a mess because I haven't been on Tumblr in years but I love Dragon Age so, you know.... Deal. With. It.
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Dragon Age love interests summarized:

(There’ll be some light teasing, but none of these are intended to be negative. There’s also some suggestive stuff and alcohol mentions!)

Alistair:

  • Um? Cheesed to meet you???
  • Annoying little brother vibes
  • He forgot his braincells at home today, sorry lads

Morrigan:

  • Florida vibes
  • Tumblr goth gf <3 <3 <3
  • In denial over being a dog person

Leliana:

  • “So, anyways, here’s Riptide”
  • Would have had pink hair in college if she’d gone to college
  • Prep to emo metamorphosis

Zevran:

  • Zorro core
  • Flirts for fun but then catches feelings every time
  • Covers up all negative emotions with sarcasm and jokes

Anders:

  • White guy who posts leftist memes on his Insta story
  • Magnet for both kinds of pussy
  • Med school student

Fenris:

  • *stares out of the window broodingly*
  • Knows all of Simple Plan, P!ATD, and MCR’s lyrics
  • Glows in the dark when angry like those plastic stars that kids put on their ceilings

Merril:

  • Neurodivergent mood who definitely isn’t paying attention to you cause she’s having a MUCH more interesting daydream
  • Trespasses on people’s property to pick their flowers
  • Has tea parties with demons

Isabela:

  • *Nods approvingly in bisexual*
  • Gets reverse seasickness where she sways about and feels nauseous on land
  • Goes wild at karaoke night

Sebastian:

  • Former fuckboy who went to Bible camp and came back changed
  • Friend who drops deep wisdom into causal conversations
  • Steps in when he sees Karens harassing retail employees

Cassandra:

  • “Don’t fuck with me! I have the power if G-D AND anime on my side!”
  • Her mascara is sharper than her blade, her glares deadlier than her beefy arms
  • Stabs books when she doesn’t like how they end

The Iron Bull:

  • Thinking about you ✨ r e s p e c t f u l l y✨
  • Looks like he could kill you and could actually kill you, but has such wholesome dad energy that you forget
  • The Dragon Tales theme song is on loop in his brain

Blackwall:

  • “Are ya winning, son?”
  • Absorbs his defeated enemies into his beard
  • His ideal date is a shopping spree at Home Depot

Solas:

  • “Um, actually according to the encyclopedia of jijhnijuhjiojkhnhjhhbgyhbg”
  • Century long naps
  • Makes ominous paintings to channel his inner darkness

Cullen:

  • Plays devils advocate in conversations where nobody asked
  • Stutters around his crush
  • Has never won a single game of poker

Josephine:

  • Thedas’ next top Disney princess
  • Unstoppable at board games and cards
  • Passes notes to her crush like a middle schooler

Sera:

  • Will fill your shoes with whipped cream
  • Replies “that’s what she said” to almost everything
  • Famous on bee tiktok

Dorian:

  • Gay best friend who could be your gay best boyfriend
  • Wine aunt
  • Allergic to being outside
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For the life of me I could NOT get the “zevranmancers/merrillmancers” tag to work(but u can spot them so imean) Anyways here’s a lighthearted meme I made about all of us in the DA fandom ! I hope it give’s ya’ll something to smile about today cuz at the end of all the bickering we’re just one passionate bunch waiting for da4 :)

DISCLAIMER// this isn’t to start discourse its all in good fun and i love every single one of your ships ❤️🥰

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