Dragon Age love interests summarized:
(There’ll be some light teasing, but none of these are intended to be negative. There’s also some suggestive stuff and alcohol mentions!)
Alistair:
- Um? Cheesed to meet you???
- Annoying little brother vibes
- He forgot his braincells at home today, sorry lads
Morrigan:
- Florida vibes
- Tumblr goth gf <3 <3 <3
- In denial over being a dog person
Leliana:
- “So, anyways, here’s Riptide”
- Would have had pink hair in college if she’d gone to college
- Prep to emo metamorphosis
Zevran:
- Zorro core
- Flirts for fun but then catches feelings every time
- Covers up all negative emotions with sarcasm and jokes
Anders:
- White guy who posts leftist memes on his Insta story
- Magnet for both kinds of pussy
- Med school student
Fenris:
- *stares out of the window broodingly*
- Knows all of Simple Plan, P!ATD, and MCR’s lyrics
- Glows in the dark when angry like those plastic stars that kids put on their ceilings
Merril:
- Neurodivergent mood who definitely isn’t paying attention to you cause she’s having a MUCH more interesting daydream
- Trespasses on people’s property to pick their flowers
- Has tea parties with demons
Isabela:
- *Nods approvingly in bisexual*
- Gets reverse seasickness where she sways about and feels nauseous on land
- Goes wild at karaoke night
Sebastian:
- Former fuckboy who went to Bible camp and came back changed
- Friend who drops deep wisdom into causal conversations
- Steps in when he sees Karens harassing retail employees
Cassandra:
- “Don’t fuck with me! I have the power if G-D AND anime on my side!”
- Her mascara is sharper than her blade, her glares deadlier than her beefy arms
- Stabs books when she doesn’t like how they end
The Iron Bull:
- Thinking about you ✨ r e s p e c t f u l l y✨
- Looks like he could kill you and could actually kill you, but has such wholesome dad energy that you forget
- The Dragon Tales theme song is on loop in his brain
Blackwall:
- “Are ya winning, son?”
- Absorbs his defeated enemies into his beard
- His ideal date is a shopping spree at Home Depot
Solas:
- “Um, actually according to the encyclopedia of jijhnijuhjiojkhnhjhhbgyhbg”
- Century long naps
- Makes ominous paintings to channel his inner darkness
Cullen:
- Plays devils advocate in conversations where nobody asked
- Stutters around his crush
- Has never won a single game of poker
Josephine:
- Thedas’ next top Disney princess
- Unstoppable at board games and cards
- Passes notes to her crush like a middle schooler
Sera:
- Will fill your shoes with whipped cream
- Replies “that’s what she said” to almost everything
- Famous on bee tiktok
Dorian:
- Gay best friend who could be your gay best boyfriend
- Wine aunt
- Allergic to being outside
Started a little embroidery project Friday night and that sweet hyperfixation energy carried through until I finished it yesterday! The romance/love dialogue wheel option icon from Dragon Age: Inquisition :) going to paint the frame black probably but happy with out it came out!
For the life of me I could NOT get the “zevranmancers/merrillmancers” tag to work(but u can spot them so imean) Anyways here’s a lighthearted meme I made about all of us in the DA fandom ! I hope it give’s ya’ll something to smile about today cuz at the end of all the bickering we’re just one passionate bunch waiting for da4 :)
DISCLAIMER// this isn’t to start discourse its all in good fun and i love every single one of your ships ❤️🥰
a late valemtimes redraw of this which is 3 (!!!) years old. smooch ur fantasy bfs and gfs for me today