I just finished Dragon Age II for the second time, so here’s my crew! They deserve to just all be cozy together <3
NEW DRAGON AGE CANDLES
I am so excited to announce my newest line of dragon age candles! There are 11 new scents, so not all of them are pictured above. Be sure to check out my Etsy shop to see all the DA candles I have available!
New scents include:
The Assassin; inspired by Zevran
The Seeker; inspired by Cassandra
The Duelist; inspired by Isabela
The Dread Wolf; inspired by Solas
The Healer; inspired by Anders
Inquisition Cookies; inspired by Sera
The Bard; inspired by Leliana
Daisy; inspired by Merrill
The Diplomat; inspired by Josephine
The Fade
Lyrium
Link to shop: [here]
y’all these are some of my favorite candles i’ve ever made and i’m so ready to share them with you guys!
Sometimes I make posts about Fenris and people are mean to Anders in the notes...and sometimes I make posts about Anders and people are mean to Fenris in the notes...no. u don't understand. Both. Both can be loved. Both SHOULD be loved. They are not mutually exclusive. They are my beloved tragic boys and I want to make them BOTH hot chocolate and kiss their foreheads. Your heart is big enough for them both
My friend just sent me this…
Folks… enjoy your new Anders meme…
I can finally show you the commissions I've been working on for the past few weeks ^^ Three Hawkes - Talia, Callen, Caitlyn - three stories! Thank you so much @favani for throwing this awesome project my way, I loved working on it so much!
Unexpected civility, Dissent.
This is, I think, the one time Fenris tries to reach out to Anders, and it fucks with me so badly because it’s so obvious that Fenris is relating to Anders’ grief and guilt because Fenris has also been there.
Fenris has killed people he didn’t wish to kill because his actions were not under his own control. He understands this feeling.
And I wish so badly that the two of them could learn to communicate better and to understand where the other is coming from, because they have so much in common.
The sad thing is, Anders is on a downward spiral, while Fenris is on a slow road to recovery. I think this is the point of intersection on that graph.
Varric, any time anyone asks how this all could have happened:
Dragon Age love interests summarized:
(There’ll be some light teasing, but none of these are intended to be negative. There’s also some suggestive stuff and alcohol mentions!)
Alistair:
- Um? Cheesed to meet you???
- Annoying little brother vibes
- He forgot his braincells at home today, sorry lads
Morrigan:
- Florida vibes
- Tumblr goth gf <3 <3 <3
- In denial over being a dog person
Leliana:
- “So, anyways, here’s Riptide”
- Would have had pink hair in college if she’d gone to college
- Prep to emo metamorphosis
Zevran:
- Zorro core
- Flirts for fun but then catches feelings every time
- Covers up all negative emotions with sarcasm and jokes
Anders:
- White guy who posts leftist memes on his Insta story
- Magnet for both kinds of pussy
- Med school student
Fenris:
- *stares out of the window broodingly*
- Knows all of Simple Plan, P!ATD, and MCR’s lyrics
- Glows in the dark when angry like those plastic stars that kids put on their ceilings
Merril:
- Neurodivergent mood who definitely isn’t paying attention to you cause she’s having a MUCH more interesting daydream
- Trespasses on people’s property to pick their flowers
- Has tea parties with demons
Isabela:
- *Nods approvingly in bisexual*
- Gets reverse seasickness where she sways about and feels nauseous on land
- Goes wild at karaoke night
Sebastian:
- Former fuckboy who went to Bible camp and came back changed
- Friend who drops deep wisdom into causal conversations
- Steps in when he sees Karens harassing retail employees
Cassandra:
- “Don’t fuck with me! I have the power if G-D AND anime on my side!”
- Her mascara is sharper than her blade, her glares deadlier than her beefy arms
- Stabs books when she doesn’t like how they end
The Iron Bull:
- Thinking about you ✨ r e s p e c t f u l l y✨
- Looks like he could kill you and could actually kill you, but has such wholesome dad energy that you forget
- The Dragon Tales theme song is on loop in his brain
Blackwall:
- “Are ya winning, son?”
- Absorbs his defeated enemies into his beard
- His ideal date is a shopping spree at Home Depot
Solas:
- “Um, actually according to the encyclopedia of jijhnijuhjiojkhnhjhhbgyhbg”
- Century long naps
- Makes ominous paintings to channel his inner darkness
Cullen:
- Plays devils advocate in conversations where nobody asked
- Stutters around his crush
- Has never won a single game of poker
Josephine:
- Thedas’ next top Disney princess
- Unstoppable at board games and cards
- Passes notes to her crush like a middle schooler
Sera:
- Will fill your shoes with whipped cream
- Replies “that’s what she said” to almost everything
- Famous on bee tiktok
Dorian:
- Gay best friend who could be your gay best boyfriend
- Wine aunt
- Allergic to being outside
the most appropriate question to ask a man who asked you to collect feces
Anders but he’s wearing this outfit:
(Pictured: Ravn of Oneus in the “Valkyrie” mv)
*bickering intensifies*
part of a quarantine serie that I started after replaying DA2 but never really finished because that’s how I roll
Anders: I thought I was meowing back to Ser Pounce-alot for the last hour.
Anders: Turns out it was just me and Nathaniel meowing at each other from different rooms in the Keep.